Social Skills? Who needs 'em!

It has occurred to me that pretty much all of my online friends began with a single comment I would of never made IRL.

Sometimes the start was awkward. Like with my dearly interwed Dunhamnator.

I left this review on her story

I hate you.

Okay well that's not fair. I don't hate you. I'm pretty sure you knew what I meant though.

Amazing.

Huh...six months ago if you would of told me I would be calling Jori pairings amazing I would have laughed you out of town.

But hey, here we are. Me telling you that you just killed me inside and you...well...reading it.

So...you apologized. Wow...our first fight.

Did I just type that? Looking back it looks weird...really weird. I feel creepy now.

I'm sorry...for being creepy.

I should stop typing now.

 

Surprisingly she replied with quite simply

 

Let me love you

 

We've been in touch ever since.

 

Or maybe that's just a crazy random happenstance you say?

 

Alright. Tumblr. flockofsiegels.

 

I happen across the blog and I read "I like puns related to my name"

Well I like puns.

 

I left a series of messages with as many puns as I could think of for Brooke, ending with Brooke-back Mountain.

 

She replied to the last one saying it is the best one she's heard yet, now it's the title of her blog.

 

We follow each other and have regular conversations.

 

Still not believing me?

 

playingtragic: Obsessed fan message. Now we keep in touch and I help her with writer's block

 

 anteredono: joined forces to take over the world. Now we chat*

 

 pmaziggy: same as anteredono

 

 Sax freaking Carr: Fell asleep, woke up to his podcast, got scared and made a flipping facebook post about it! Now I'm the superfan and we'd do anything to help the other out.

 

You have to face it, the Internets aren't normal.

The people who live on it's tangled web aren't normal.

 

A creepy comment isn't always creepy online. It's charming.

Someone who is odd and talks to themselves in a review isn't a reason to call the nut police, it's a reason why you like their reviews.

 

This is why older generations fear for the new ones. They blame our horrid actions on social media.

 

I can't blame them.

It certainly helped.

But I don't think all of us are that bad.

 

Those mentioned above, and many others like Mystery and Blake T**, I find your quirks to be just that.
Quirky.
I like that someone can laugh at my weak joke. That despite my creepy review she saw I meant no harm.

 

Maybe my first guess was wrong, perhaps the Internet hasn't warped these people's minds into something worse, but something better. Maybe there is a point in spending your days surfing through the world wide web.

 

Maybe we're all better off.

 

 

 

*Chats about pirates perhaps...*hint hint read this http://specificness.blogspot.com/search/label/pirates*

**Blake has been following since like my first week on twitter and I have no clue why. I guess I'm funny and charming...

 

Questions 2! The sequel!

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
things...Well never mind!" She said brightly. "Is

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
The wall, my bookcase, books, my radio, my bed, my cat, and some piggy banks

Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Looking at Tumblr and Watching Doctor Who

What is the last thing you watched on TV?
...Doctor Who

Without looking, guess what time it is
9:39pm!

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:31pm! Not bad...

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My clock ticking, the Tv in the living room, my cat making noises, and music from downstairs

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Several hours ago. I was getting out of the car

Did you dream last night?
Yeah. I broke my back. And some doctor fixed it and made me lay down.

Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes.

When did you last laugh?
Five minutes ago

Do you remember why / at what?
These questions

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Posters. Paint.

Seen anything weird lately?
Fanfiction.

What do you think of this quiz?
Eh...

What is the last film you saw?
Young Frankenstien. I belive. NO WAIT! A Bug's Life!

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Everywhere. :P

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A mini-fridge and some soda. I'm pretty easy to please sometimes.

Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
My right pupil is SLIGHTLY smaller then the left.

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I don't like change. So I wouldn't.

Do you like to dance?
Yep.

Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe.

Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
...No ):

Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My sister. She was calling about a book

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
A Bug's Life

Last time you swam in a pool?
A while ago.

Type of music you like most?
Dude, go eclectic or go home

Type of music you dislike most?
Eh...

Are you listening to music right now?
Yes, but not intentionaly

What color is your bedroom carpet?
The rug is red and black

If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
I don't know. I like my house.

What was the last thing you bought?
CHEEEEEEEEZZZZ-ITS!

Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Hahahahaha NO.

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Nope. Heights scare the sh!t out of me.

Do you have a garden?
Nope.

Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yeppers

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
School. And how it's going to suck.

If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Allison Scagliotti

Who sent the last text message you received?
Sasha

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
NBC Universal. All on Warehouse 13 stuff. I'd regret it latter though...oh wait! I'm a billionare!

What time is bed time?
When I fall asleep.

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA no.

How many tattoos do you have?
Let's see 1...2...ZERO!

If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
No. I have not.

What did you do for your last birthday?
...Nothing...way to bum me out. I was grounded.

Do you carry a donor card?
No

Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
My family

Is the glass half empty or half full?
 Technically, the glass is always full...

What's the farthest-away place you've been?
New York

When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
I wouldn't know. Probably last time they were in season.

Have you ever won a trophy?
Si

Are you a good cook?
Sure

Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Nada

If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
Scags

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
No

Do you touch-type?
 ...Sorta

What's under your bed?
Ribbons I think

Do you believe in love at first sight?
No

Think fast, what do you like right now?
Warehouse 13!

Where were you on Valentine's day?
Tomorrow? Uh....

What time do you get up?
When I get up.

What was the name of your first pet?
Peaches

Who is the second to last person to call you?
Tabbi. It was a butt dial

Is there anything going on this weekend?
Don't think so

How are you feeling right now?
Okay.

What do you think about the most?
Stuff and such

What time do you get up in the morning?
When I get up!

If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
I wouldn't wait

Who would you tell first?
Whoever is within shouting range

What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2

Do you sing in the shower?
Yep

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Already answered

What do you do most when you are bored?
Internet

What do you do for a living?
Live

Do you love your job?
Eh

What did you want to be when you grew up?
Actress

If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
Actress

Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The egg. Or we can go for the 'idea chicken' if you want to go that route

How many keys on your key ring?
One

Where would you retire to?
Don't know

What kind of car do you drive?
Right...drive.

What are your best physical features?
My me

What are your best characteristics?
Me

If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Comic Con

What kind of books do you like to read?
Good ones

Where would you want to retire to?
Stop repeating yourself

What is your favorite time of the day?
2:50pm or 11:00pm

Where did you grow up?
Misery

How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
Several states away

What are you reading now?
This question

Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night Owl

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Uhhuh

Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yep

Do you have pets?
Yes

How many rings before you answer the phone? However many it takes

What is your best childhood memory?
The best one.

What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
hfagwtufhtywteuhfuiyeif.

Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
Noooooo?

What is most important in life?
Life

What Inspires You?
Questions

Ranterview

I just posted a 4000+ character ranterview (rant/review) on somebody's fanfic...

Dear me I must seem crazy to them.

Ah well. It was like me posting on here actually.

Speaking my mind freely, but most likely talking to myself...


Now I'm thoughtfull...Deep the 3rd coming soon?

Take it Back

BnL song. Big suprise there.

Any ways my profile on Spill got some creepy comment I'm a little freaked but everything should be okay if I ignore them.

I'm on spring break! Yays! Yay!!

Okay I thought I had more to say than this...awkward...