EVEN MORE QUESTIONS

I'm not even sorry this time. I love me some questions.

1: What do you put on hotdogs?
Ketchup. Which I know is so wrong according to hotdog enthusiasts but I don't care.          

2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?

Anticlimatic.          

3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?

Nope.

          

4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?

Let me start off by saying I hate pens. When I use pens my hand writing just falls apart. But I used black and sometimes red.

          

5: Do you use your parking brake?

Does a cheese doodle?

          

6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?

None. I mean there is a Radioactive Chicken Heads poster, but it's not framed.

          

7: Do you know how to play chess?

No. Probably not.

          

8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?

When necessary.

          

9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?

...Yes. Sometimes I just read the last sentence. I used to do this with Goosebumps books a lot.

          

10: Ever fallen in the shower?

I don't think so...

          

11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?

3. I'll probably just use not to profound profanities though...

          

12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?

Fat little bastard. Yes I am talking about my cat Sparta.

          

13: Do you have a Snuggie?

No. Sadly.

          

14: Are you allergic to anything?

Not that I'm aware. OH OH! I can't wear band aids, they irritate me skin so maybe there is a slight allergy there?

          

15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?

Duh. I mean at the very least you should expect me to have Warehouse 13.

          

16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?

Snooze buttons is for chumps. I just turn off the alarm.

          

17: Ever driven away in anger?

No

          

18: What's your favourite freezie colour?

Red

          

19: Are you a vegetarian?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

No.

        

20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?

A trash can? Um...it's empty.

          

21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?

Depends, I tend to cross out more often though, even if I have an eraser.

          

22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?

Yes.

          

23: Do you think that things will get better?

Oh man I hope, because things for me aren't so bad now. And on a larger scale we could use it.

          

24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?

Jori.

          

25: What's your favourite quote?

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." - Johnny Carson

Close second goes to

"I wish there was, like, one day where cats had people arms so I could high five them and shake their hands and fist bump them." -Neil Grayston

In truth I don't have a favorite, but these are great...

26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?

Probs

           

27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?

Well, I slammed my thumb in a car door by mistake once...and then the door locked...

28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?

Watching Emily Lake/Stand.

        

29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?

Not that I'm aware...

           

30: What's your favourite book genre?

Crap if I know. Fiction?

          

31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.

What? Hang on let me google that...

Wow. That movie has some looooow ratings. I don't know, never seen it. I probably would love making fun of it though...

           

32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?

No but I wanted to during Julie and Julia. We RAN out of the theatre the second it ended.

33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?

No I just look down so it's not in my direct line of sight. I do this with really sad scenes too. Anything I don't want to watch really.

           

34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?

Thanks. I haven't seen Scream because I'm not a horror fan and now it's ruined for me.

          

35: Do dogs like you?

Yeah...I guess.

          

36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?

Would I say? Hell Sandwich no.

          

37: Do people listen when you speak?

Sometimes.

           

38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?

Yep.

          

39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.

Improv? Maybe...um... I can crawl like really fast. I'm like a baby cheetah, and by baby cheetah I mean a baby human that crawls as fast as a cheetah. I have excellent flight or fight response...

          

40: Do you use torrents?

Naw. There isn't anything I've needed like that.

          

41: When was the last time you paid for music?

Don't know.

         

42: Are you addicted to technology?

Yes.

           

43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.

I can't think of a person.

          

44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?

Oh sure.

           

45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?

Not as much as I used to, it's more like a cane then a wheelchair now.

           

46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the Internet? Did you win?

Yeah, and normally I don't try and win it's more of a reach a mutual understanding.

           

47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?

I normally go during commercials.

       

48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?

Beeps. I don't think my alarm clock can play music...

           

49: Peter Pan?

Like the character or the peanut butter? I have no clue what you are asking me here. Uh...no?

           

50: How often do you fall up the stairs?

Not too often, but often enough.

           

51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")

ant-eye.

           

52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")

vee-uh

53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?

I'm pretty good about it,but it still happens sometimes.

Sorry. I found more questions...

I JUST LIKE ANSWERING THINGS OKAY?

Unique Questions

• 1: If you had one song to describe your life right now, what would it be?

My life RIGHT NOW? As in, right now right now?

Brian Wilson by Barenaked Ladies. Because I'm lying in bed. Just like Brian Wilson did...          

• 2: If you had two children, a boy and a girl, what would you name them?

Allison and Neil.          

• 3: If you could travel to another year in the past, what year would it be and why?

...Last year? I don't know. I really like living in the now.          

• 4: If you could live in any home on television, what would it be?

Warehouse 13! I mean uh...Leena's B&B.          

• 5: What's the best Halloween costume you've ever worn?

Tie between my lego mini figure and my stick figure.          

• 6: What's your least favorite word?

...dabbles....          

• 7: If you had to be named after one of the 50 states of America, what state would you be named after?

South Dakota. And I would be a total jerk make make everyone call me by my full name too and not just Dakota.          

• 8: What food do you wish you could eat and not gain a pound?

McDonalds french fries. That is the only thing I like at McDonalds.         

• 9: Where do you go for advice?

The Internet. Google.          

• 10: Tell us your cheesiest knock knock joke

Us? Wow. Uh moving on

Knock Knock?

who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Woah! Don't cry, it was just a joke!          

• 11: If you could punch any famous person in the face, who would it be?

Chuck Norris. For multiple reasons.          

• 12: Name 5 songs which you know all the lyrics to.

Just Five?

1. My Feet Move -From the movie My Name is Jerry

2. Four Seconds - Barenaked Ladies (Particularly proud of that one...)

3. Where is My Mind? - The Pixies

4. All Star - Smash Mouth

5. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen          

• 13: Are you superstitious? and if so, with what?

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

And um...no I can't think of anything really...          

• 14: If you could live in one movie, which one would it be?

Pokemon The First Movie.

• 15: Are you a night owl or a morning person?

Night Owl up until the wee hours of the morning          

• 16: What 3 physical features are you most proud of?

My Red Hair. My Scar from Ben. The pupil that is ever so slightly smaller than the other          

• 17: In how many languages can you say "hello?"

English. Spanish. French. Latin. I think that's it...          

• 18: Who is the last person you texted and tell us a story about them.

My sister Karen.
Let's see here...

Okay,this happened back when my older sister and I were sharing a room. Karen was talking on the phone with her friend and little me was writing in my diary. And so Karen is chatting away when all the sudden she just goes

"A thirty dollar trash can? Now that's just THROWING YOUR MONEY AWAY!"

I proceeded to stop in the middle of my sentence I was writing and write it down          

• 19: what is your religion if you have one?

I prefer to leave religion open ended. It feels wrong to just chose a side on something that so many people think so strongly and differently about          

• 20: What is your current relationship status?

Single.          

• 21: What is a word/phrase that you say a lot?

Check the page Say What: The Page          

• 22: If your life was a reality TV show, what would it be called?

Awkward Living. It would be great...

• 23: What is your phone background?

A pair of purple dish washing gloves that I captioned as "ARTIFACT GLOVES"

• 24: In the future, what do you hope gets invented?

Steering wheel heaters. Unless they already exist. But seriously, is that not the best idea ever???         

• 25: What is your spirit animal?

Many things. Sparta (My Cat) Scags Claudia.

But mostly Tyler Hynes.          

• 26: Would you rather listen to the same song for the rest of your life, or see the same movie for the rest of your life?

...Shit           

• 27: Do you usually pick truth or dare?

Truth. Because I'm normally too comfortable to get up and do a dare.         

• 28: What would you do with a million dollars?

By some fandom merch and put the rest into savings. Live off some interest.           

• 29: What's the most weird thing you've eaten?

Canned octopus. I do not recommend it.           

• 30: If you could be one celebrity for a day, who would you be and why?

Scags. Because well...it's scags! 

Well a parent named lee...

I can't wait so...this post (stolen from tumblr) should help explain Jori feels...a little

Hey Jade, remember that time...

Remember the time you applauded your girlfriend for doing a great Bird Scene?

Remember the time your girlfriend took the fall for you and was willing to do 2 weeks detention so you wouldn’t get n trouble?

Remember the time you went to your girlfriend’s house with a broken kite because you were upset and she didn’t get mad you got makeup on the pillow her late grandmother made?

Remember the time your girlfriend and you teamed up to stop a guy from posting stuff about you on the internet?

Remember the time your girlfriend felt up your face to see if you were sweating and you didn’t mind?

Remember the time you selflessly tried to stop your girlfriend from getting in trouble with Melinda Murray?

Remember the time you lent your girlfriend the dress you were wearing so she could preform?

Remember the time your girlfriend and you got back at two mean girls at a Karaoke joint and you held her hands on stage?

Remember the time your girlfriend helped you get your boobs inside a giant burger?

Remember the time your girlfriend found the money to put produce your play and you gave her a huge hug after it?

Remember the time your girlfriend and you smashed up a car together then pushed a man home in a wheelbarrow while singing in spanish?

Remember the time your girlfriend offered to stuff your belly button with Raisin Bran?

Remember the time you warned your girlfriend about that Ryder guy?

Remember the time you warned your girlfriend about what blackballing in Hollywood was?

Remember the time your girlfriend slid down the side of a fridge and you were really concerned for her?

Remember the time you offered to take your girlfriend’s dress off?

Remember the time your girlfriend licked your drink and you still drank it?

Remember the time your girlfriend brought you on holidays?

Remember the time your girlfriend gestured at you and then jumped on your back as you both sang?

Remember the time your girlfriend and you were married and had a synthetically red headed baby?

Remember the time your girlfriend dressed up and acted like you?

Remember the time your girlfriend felt you up then you preformed a Christmas song with her?

Remember the time your girlfriend and you drove to San Diego?

Remember the time your girlfriend and you went on a date to Nozu and she was mad at two guys hitting on you both when you both wanted to hang out alone?

Remember the time your girlfriend and you had a tickle fight?

Remember the time you tried to drive your girlfriend to school when she had no ride?
Remember the time your girlfriend rejected a boy and came straight to see you?

Remember the time your girlfriend was so touched you let her sing instead of you she gave you a monster hug?

Remember the time(s) your girlfriend blatantly stared at your boobs?

No?

Remember the time your ‘not friend’ did all this?
Jori lives on

Questions

Saw this on something so...prepare yourself for QUESTIONS!!!

1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom? What's that? Anyone really. If I don't know what something means I google it or pretend I know what they mean until I get enough clues that I do...sorta

2. What’s something you hide about your personality? The fact that I'm not always a random joker. I've taken the first step to pulling that into the light with Up Here On My Cliff.

3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with? There's this girl Madison that everyone thinks I look like, walk like, dress like ect. I don't see it. I mean I don't really walk like that...do I?

4. How do you deal with criticism? Depends. If it's constructive I'd say fairly well. If not...I'll admit I do hold slight grudges

5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Forth Grade. Saturday. That's all I feel like saying to you about bubblegum on paper.

6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I once told someone their face was appealing. Also the most awkward comment I've ever made. Top 5 at least.

7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? I'd like for someone to watch Warehouse 13...*hint hint wink wink*

8. Describe your favourite texture. Not fluff. Not to ruff. Soft like...a kitten.

9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you? I'd like to say I'm plugged in but...honestly, unless someone tells me about it, I don't know what the hell happens outside of my bubble.

10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance. Screen capture of the first episode of Warehouse13 I ever saw. If it weren't for this show, I wouldn't be in improv, I'd still be on the swim team. I wouldn't be the Fandom Planet superfan. I would have watched ANT FARM. And whatever other crap that is on Disney. I wouldn't be parkitcharlie. Or Thunderbird for that matter

11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why? Claudia Donovon. Because Warehouse 13 is the greatest thing ever.

12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration? Let me use TV again, but this time Middleman. Alter-Wendy shows that based on how you deal with things in your life can change who you become. (Existentialist moment...0_o)

13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion? Screamo is crap-music. I'm sorry. I know some of it could be super enjoyable. But it's hard to enjoy when you have a headache.

14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears? Brown Boxers with little magnifiers

15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do? Write a prospectus in one night because I'm dumb and didn't do it the three weeks we had before.

16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why? PB (Lead) I'm not sure why...

17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do? They have a habit of being always right. Even when they're wrong.

18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question. Jasmine. I feel like I have to do everything according to plan. Also I have a tiger. (I wish)

19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy? My fists. "Thanks. That was fun." Then I'd toss them out a 40th story window.

20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with? I always try to connect actors to other projects (Ex. Inception is the Titanic sequel. Leo falls into the ocean, washes up on shore)

21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night? Jori. Gorillas. Cats. Radiohead

22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you? My delicious circular friend

23. What motivates you in life? ...a warehouse in South Dakota.

24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that? Peanut M&Ms. I'll protect your joy of them.

25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives? I won't. I joke about zombies. I know what it takes to survive. But there is a difference between knowing and doing.

26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why? Werewolf. I am at constant battle with myself over impulses. I'd be a dragon though. Because dragons are awesome.

27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had. Eh...maybe later. Get back to you on that.

28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life. Sitting between a guy you (and everyone else) knows has a crush on you and someone who loves to gossip, talk about you. Uh hello, I am right here...

29. What’s something that scares you about the future? That I'm not ready.

30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.  A. Allison and Neil B. Random metaphors C. Scar from Ben D. Like to hang out in my closet E. Rabbits=BAD

31. Describe your dream library. It has comfy chairs, smells like coffee and all my favorite books. Never plays the radio, but my music ie. Radiohead Pixies Barenaked Ladies...

32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned? A paper camera. In fact it's sitting in my memories box, taped back together

33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like? Not a roller coaster. That's all I know for sure.

34. Do you have any “rules” about food? I don't 'eat' an orange. I drink it. People think that's odd. Well do you eat the juice box? No. And yes it is the same thing because most people eat oranges because someone told them it was healthy. What if I told you juice boxes were healthy? Would you eat them? No. Because they're gross.

35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? I'd rather not deal with them. (18 it's legal! Re-elect Don Lamb for Sheriff!)

36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about? I want to watch the new Victorious. Because yes. Even though I act all too-cool hipstery or whatever it is that people seem to think about me, I watch Victorious. And ship Jori. Which is why I'm excited because Beck and Jade are BREAKING UP! They will get back together though but hey, Jori moments all around.

37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for. Probably total simulacra but Fourth Grade. Just about to leave this elementary school we rule. That Saturday.... Or fifth grade. That was pretty rockin'

38. How do you approach social situations? I avoid them. But when forced I re-act with sarcasm and jokes till then tension is gone.

39. What is your ideal bed? Why? Probably Baby Bears bed. I don't like to sleep on a rock but I don't sleep well on fluff. JUUUUUST RIGHT

40. Post a short excerpt of your life. I just did. You do realize that A. This took forever and B. It's a blog. There you have it. Maybe I'll expand on some answers later if you like. Or answer more questions if you have them. It's all good.