Dam Safety

Happy National Dam Safety Awareness Day!


Yep May 31 is National Dam Safety Awarness Day!
Don't ask me why I know this, perhaps another post...


So while I study for finals you enjoy this song I wrote about today

Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
But dam safety is important too.

Dam safety Awareness day is on May 31st,
Mark your calendars and prepare for the worst.
We wouldn’t want that dam to burst.
A do do do do do do.

If the dam breaks run for the hills.
Running is filled with lots of thrills.
Drowning can give you the chills,
a do do do do do.

Never play baseball on a dam.
Never attempt to chuck a ham.
There’s a lot of stuff you shouldn’t do on a dam.
A do do do do do.

Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
But dam safety is important toooooooooooo YEAH!

AND IF YOU SEE A RIVER

DAM IT!

Deep...Still

Since I am STILL in that kind of mood he is a poem I had to write for my Com. Arts class today.

Day Job

One window is all I need
To cause panic down below
The people they are not aware as helpless as a doe
Soon the country will be mourning
It's coming soon without warning
The President is dead

One window is all I need
To cure my itchy finger
But after I have finished I dare not linger
And soon the deed will be done
Just as soon as I load my gun
The President will be dead

One window is all I need
To end this wretched task
And yet I stand here hiding behind a faceless mask
It's all a sick and twisted show
To bad that I will have to go
The President is dead

One window is all I need
To end it all right now
Because letting him live is something I just can't allow
I guess this is it
A direct hit
Now the President is dead

One window is all I need
Here on Death row
If I'll every get one is something I do not know
There is no need for me to sob
It's just the problem wih my Day Job
At least the President is dead



No I am NOT planning on killing the president That just sorta happened.

Nosy

I am typing this post with y bnose,nso forgive my spelling. I'm ettingvba good speed with this thing. my keyboard smells nice... like technology. Yay.


Latly I HAVE BEEN WATCHING A TON BOF VcHARMED. its cool and that was sorta random...
OOPS i forgot t turn noff caps lock.
I leave you witht this; Wouldnt it be funny if you puked snakes?

Yo-yo

I didn't know what to name this post...


So rapid summary of everything remotly intresting that happened between now and my last post.

Got accidently stabbed (in the hand) with a sharp object

Made plans to go to DragonCon

Saw Seussical (school play)

Had a Mid-life crisis (TOTALLY NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY LIFE!)

Bought a Popeye shirt

Figured out a sex offender worked at my school

Met a new person

Was told I had pretty eyes (which was a little creepy...)

Changed my phone backround to the cover of a 'Sticker Fun Book of Dinosaurs'


So there you have it! And I may or may not elaborate on that other (more intresting) stuff later

Brb Q! (mmm ribs...)