My Personality Sucks

Don't get me wrong, I love me. I probably love myself more than most people.

...Re-reading that last sentence, I sound super narcissistic. That was not how I intended that to come off...uh...yeah...

No I mean when it comes to some things, my brain is a total scumbag.

For instance, my writing.

I probably spend seven times the amount of time thinking about writing then I do actually writing.

In fact, one time I had a really great idea for a story but I ended up only ever thinking about it. I actually wrote the whole story in my head.

That's what has happened with CPRB. Writer's Block...

And don't even get me started on homework.

Bleh, on a unrelated side note, I think I'm getting sick. I keep coughing.

Cool! Wait no, not cool. My big trip is Saturday.

Uh...body? If you're going to get sick, could you do it now and be done Saturday? Thanks...

Light and Dabbles(ugh)

Today has had it's ups and downs I will admit, but right now I feel pretty, light.

I had to do a complete over through of my room. The politicians Clutter and Chaos needed to be put out of power! I had to take back what is mine. Occupy Thunderbird's room!

Yeah so I had been reading a bit of news regarding OWS...what's it to you!?!

But the thing that has made me feel light (other then the sudden appearance of my floor) is I got my computer back! I'm not posting from there because even though I just got a plug-in Internet connection, I have to put in the network key and it's a bunch of random letters and numbers so I can't really ask as I'm supposed to be sleeping.

Well in other news that really long run-on sentence I just produced is why I have editors for CPRB. Speaking of which having the computer back means no more shall I get bouts of inspiration I can do nothing about.

Did I say bouts? I feel like bursts would have made more sense there. All things considered anyway. Like how I question bouts in my vocab but not shall...(:

Bouts huh? That reminds me of how much I HATE the word 'dabbles'
I don't really know why but something about the word just...ugh...I hate it. Dabbles. Agh. Why yes I do dabble in the fine arts. Blagh! Go fall in a hole. But a shallow one because I don't hate you. I hate dabbles. And dabbling. And dabbled, dabble, so yes pretty much any form of dabble. Not too shallow though, just enough so you don't die. Unfortunately I've been too lazy to look up other words so...dabble...has to be used. I once wrote dabbles of stories. Which is actually how I discovered my burning hatred for the word. Dabble. It's a ridiculous word, but not a fun ridiculous like say...Razzmatazz. It's a stupid snobby word. I extremely dislike this post for it's overuse of dabble.

One could say I dabble in the art of dabble hating.

That one could go fall in a shallow hole.

Contented and Sammy Keyes

Just finished Night of Skulls. Which is sad because I only got it a couple hours ago. That by the way is the only thing I dislike about Sammy Keyes. They are so good and well written it only takes a day to finish them.

Ah well, I liked that Holly got to be in this one quite a bit. Holly is one of my favorites. Yep Sammy and Holly are like Charlie and Don't. Sorta. I spend way to much time on CPRB.

Time for a bit of shameless self promotion though. Wish I could give you a link but I can't right now so...

I want you, faithful readers, to go to FictionPress and in the humor part of the fiction section look for a story called Sad, tortured, and British: A life story. By parkitcharlie. Worth your time if you ask me, but I wrote it and am therefore utterly biased.

PS I'm not british!

Explanations

The last post was directly related to the amount of time I've been spending on CPRB, NOT my mental health...

Also I have no life. But I'm working on that.

Well...

That's all folks!

Lessons Learned

First off I would just like to say...


CPRB* IS GOING AWESOMELY


Ahem now for the blog post of today.

Okay so I've learned a couple things since my last post. I also started watching Joan of Arcadia but NOT RELAVENT!

1. When reading FanFiction I have the tendancy to laugh suddenly at nothing then stop. And then laugh at my random outburst.

What's up with that? I mean it isn't that funny most of the time. I guess it's me having a weird fan moment...come to think of it when watching Warehouse 13 I get all hyper and laugh at nothing...

2. There IS such thing as a chair repairman.

Okay. Well that was something I just randomly inserted in an IMPROV scene.

3. I feel the need to capitalize IMPROV.

I just realized this. Weird...

4. I practicaly talk to myself on this blog.

I honestly have no idea if anyone is reading these sometimes, so it's like I'm just sitting in the corner talking to myself. Which brings me to...

5. I talk to myself. Like A LOT.

I always knew that I talked to myself, and maybe even a tad more then the average American. But no, I'm practicaly a schizophrenic. Which moves us right along to my final lesson...

6. OMG! I have a case of schizophrenia!

It may just be a mild one but...I should really see someone about that huh?


*For those of you that forgot CPRB is Charlie Parkit Reboot in which I am rebooting my story that I wrote on LiveJournal

Pancakes*

Why did I read that?

STUPID STUPID STUPID

I need to write. Like right now. WHY AREN'T MY PARENTS ASLEEP YET?

What the heck are they watching? Is the stupid baseball game STILLLLLLL on?

I found a movie that would scare the pants of my main character. Night of the Lepus. Do your reseach connect the dots...

I am creepy sometimes.

That. Doesn't. Even. Logicaly. Follow. This.

That's a lie it does. But....ughhh WHY DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN!????!!??

Ok it's clear that I need to express these pent up feelings quickly before I take it out on my twitter followers or something...

Dirt.

WHAT?

I. Need. Help.

Please end baseball game. For the sake of my sanity

Oh this suddenly reminds me of a quote from Saul Rubinik

"You stupid, stupid, asshole"

*This was a conversation I decided to put in my story after a conversation with my sister
"So what class do you have next?"
"Pancakes, how is that even relative? Stupid. Stupid. Stupid."
"Uh..."