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Sunday, October 16, 2011

Pancakes*

Why did I read that?

STUPID STUPID STUPID

I need to write. Like right now. WHY AREN'T MY PARENTS ASLEEP YET?

What the heck are they watching? Is the stupid baseball game STILLLLLLL on?

I found a movie that would scare the pants of my main character. Night of the Lepus. Do your reseach connect the dots...

I am creepy sometimes.

That. Doesn't. Even. Logicaly. Follow. This.

That's a lie it does. But....ughhh WHY DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN!????!!??

Ok it's clear that I need to express these pent up feelings quickly before I take it out on my twitter followers or something...

Dirt.

WHAT?

I. Need. Help.

Please end baseball game. For the sake of my sanity

Oh this suddenly reminds me of a quote from Saul Rubinik

"You stupid, stupid, asshole"

*This was a conversation I decided to put in my story after a conversation with my sister
"So what class do you have next?"
"Pancakes, how is that even relative? Stupid. Stupid. Stupid."
"Uh..."
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