EVEN MORE QUESTIONS

I'm not even sorry this time. I love me some questions.

1: What do you put on hotdogs?
Ketchup. Which I know is so wrong according to hotdog enthusiasts but I don't care.          

2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?

Anticlimatic.          

3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?

Nope.

          

4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?

Let me start off by saying I hate pens. When I use pens my hand writing just falls apart. But I used black and sometimes red.

          

5: Do you use your parking brake?

Does a cheese doodle?

          

6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?

None. I mean there is a Radioactive Chicken Heads poster, but it's not framed.

          

7: Do you know how to play chess?

No. Probably not.

          

8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?

When necessary.

          

9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?

...Yes. Sometimes I just read the last sentence. I used to do this with Goosebumps books a lot.

          

10: Ever fallen in the shower?

I don't think so...

          

11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?

3. I'll probably just use not to profound profanities though...

          

12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?

Fat little bastard. Yes I am talking about my cat Sparta.

          

13: Do you have a Snuggie?

No. Sadly.

          

14: Are you allergic to anything?

Not that I'm aware. OH OH! I can't wear band aids, they irritate me skin so maybe there is a slight allergy there?

          

15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?

Duh. I mean at the very least you should expect me to have Warehouse 13.

          

16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?

Snooze buttons is for chumps. I just turn off the alarm.

          

17: Ever driven away in anger?

No

          

18: What's your favourite freezie colour?

Red

          

19: Are you a vegetarian?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

No.

        

20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?

A trash can? Um...it's empty.

          

21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?

Depends, I tend to cross out more often though, even if I have an eraser.

          

22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?

Yes.

          

23: Do you think that things will get better?

Oh man I hope, because things for me aren't so bad now. And on a larger scale we could use it.

          

24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?

Jori.

          

25: What's your favourite quote?

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." - Johnny Carson

Close second goes to

"I wish there was, like, one day where cats had people arms so I could high five them and shake their hands and fist bump them." -Neil Grayston

In truth I don't have a favorite, but these are great...

26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?

Probs

           

27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?

Well, I slammed my thumb in a car door by mistake once...and then the door locked...

28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?

Watching Emily Lake/Stand.

        

29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?

Not that I'm aware...

           

30: What's your favourite book genre?

Crap if I know. Fiction?

          

31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.

What? Hang on let me google that...

Wow. That movie has some looooow ratings. I don't know, never seen it. I probably would love making fun of it though...

           

32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?

No but I wanted to during Julie and Julia. We RAN out of the theatre the second it ended.

33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?

No I just look down so it's not in my direct line of sight. I do this with really sad scenes too. Anything I don't want to watch really.

           

34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?

Thanks. I haven't seen Scream because I'm not a horror fan and now it's ruined for me.

          

35: Do dogs like you?

Yeah...I guess.

          

36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?

Would I say? Hell Sandwich no.

          

37: Do people listen when you speak?

Sometimes.

           

38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?

Yep.

          

39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.

Improv? Maybe...um... I can crawl like really fast. I'm like a baby cheetah, and by baby cheetah I mean a baby human that crawls as fast as a cheetah. I have excellent flight or fight response...

          

40: Do you use torrents?

Naw. There isn't anything I've needed like that.

          

41: When was the last time you paid for music?

Don't know.

         

42: Are you addicted to technology?

Yes.

           

43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.

I can't think of a person.

          

44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?

Oh sure.

           

45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?

Not as much as I used to, it's more like a cane then a wheelchair now.

           

46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the Internet? Did you win?

Yeah, and normally I don't try and win it's more of a reach a mutual understanding.

           

47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?

I normally go during commercials.

       

48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?

Beeps. I don't think my alarm clock can play music...

           

49: Peter Pan?

Like the character or the peanut butter? I have no clue what you are asking me here. Uh...no?

           

50: How often do you fall up the stairs?

Not too often, but often enough.

           

51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")

ant-eye.

           

52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")

vee-uh

53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?

I'm pretty good about it,but it still happens sometimes.

Sorry. I found more questions...

I JUST LIKE ANSWERING THINGS OKAY?

Unique Questions

• 1: If you had one song to describe your life right now, what would it be?

My life RIGHT NOW? As in, right now right now?

Brian Wilson by Barenaked Ladies. Because I'm lying in bed. Just like Brian Wilson did...          

• 2: If you had two children, a boy and a girl, what would you name them?

Allison and Neil.          

• 3: If you could travel to another year in the past, what year would it be and why?

...Last year? I don't know. I really like living in the now.          

• 4: If you could live in any home on television, what would it be?

Warehouse 13! I mean uh...Leena's B&B.          

• 5: What's the best Halloween costume you've ever worn?

Tie between my lego mini figure and my stick figure.          

• 6: What's your least favorite word?

...dabbles....          

• 7: If you had to be named after one of the 50 states of America, what state would you be named after?

South Dakota. And I would be a total jerk make make everyone call me by my full name too and not just Dakota.          

• 8: What food do you wish you could eat and not gain a pound?

McDonalds french fries. That is the only thing I like at McDonalds.         

• 9: Where do you go for advice?

The Internet. Google.          

• 10: Tell us your cheesiest knock knock joke

Us? Wow. Uh moving on

Knock Knock?

who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Woah! Don't cry, it was just a joke!          

• 11: If you could punch any famous person in the face, who would it be?

Chuck Norris. For multiple reasons.          

• 12: Name 5 songs which you know all the lyrics to.

Just Five?

1. My Feet Move -From the movie My Name is Jerry

2. Four Seconds - Barenaked Ladies (Particularly proud of that one...)

3. Where is My Mind? - The Pixies

4. All Star - Smash Mouth

5. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen          

• 13: Are you superstitious? and if so, with what?

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

And um...no I can't think of anything really...          

• 14: If you could live in one movie, which one would it be?

Pokemon The First Movie.

• 15: Are you a night owl or a morning person?

Night Owl up until the wee hours of the morning          

• 16: What 3 physical features are you most proud of?

My Red Hair. My Scar from Ben. The pupil that is ever so slightly smaller than the other          

• 17: In how many languages can you say "hello?"

English. Spanish. French. Latin. I think that's it...          

• 18: Who is the last person you texted and tell us a story about them.

My sister Karen.
Let's see here...

Okay,this happened back when my older sister and I were sharing a room. Karen was talking on the phone with her friend and little me was writing in my diary. And so Karen is chatting away when all the sudden she just goes

"A thirty dollar trash can? Now that's just THROWING YOUR MONEY AWAY!"

I proceeded to stop in the middle of my sentence I was writing and write it down          

• 19: what is your religion if you have one?

I prefer to leave religion open ended. It feels wrong to just chose a side on something that so many people think so strongly and differently about          

• 20: What is your current relationship status?

Single.          

• 21: What is a word/phrase that you say a lot?

Check the page Say What: The Page          

• 22: If your life was a reality TV show, what would it be called?

Awkward Living. It would be great...

• 23: What is your phone background?

A pair of purple dish washing gloves that I captioned as "ARTIFACT GLOVES"

• 24: In the future, what do you hope gets invented?

Steering wheel heaters. Unless they already exist. But seriously, is that not the best idea ever???         

• 25: What is your spirit animal?

Many things. Sparta (My Cat) Scags Claudia.

But mostly Tyler Hynes.          

• 26: Would you rather listen to the same song for the rest of your life, or see the same movie for the rest of your life?

...Shit           

• 27: Do you usually pick truth or dare?

Truth. Because I'm normally too comfortable to get up and do a dare.         

• 28: What would you do with a million dollars?

By some fandom merch and put the rest into savings. Live off some interest.           

• 29: What's the most weird thing you've eaten?

Canned octopus. I do not recommend it.           

• 30: If you could be one celebrity for a day, who would you be and why?

Scags. Because well...it's scags! 

Powerpuff, Parakeets, and Parkitcharlie

Two of the things mentioned in the title are related. Can you guess which ones?

If you guessed Parakeets and Parkitcharlie YOU'D BE CORRECT!

But I want to save that story for the end, so let's turn to Powerpuff.

In the post Questions: The Return, I  mentioned I had a terrible break-up with the vacuum.

I wasn't joking.

There was a short time when I wanted nothing to do with the vacuum cleaner.

The events leading up to the messy split were anticlimactic. I was vacuuming my room per usual. Back and forth. Back and forth. But then we hit a bump in our relationship.

It was probably all for the best. We had nothing in common really, he liked a clean house, I hated cleaning. He was full of hot air, I wasn't. He had to be plugged in to be turned on...
But that day when we were cleaning we hit a snag.

Literally.

He sucked up the corner of my beloved Powerpuff Girls blanket. It had been hanging off my bed and he just snatched on.

I was startled. I turned him off instantly and ripped my blanket out of his jaws.

I was done with him from that moment on. He knew what that blanket meant to me...

Of course, that lasted for as long as it took for my mother to tell me to clean again. Which I did, but there was no fondness in my action anymore.

Since then we've gotten a newer, nicer, vacuum. We're cool.


And now for the other two

But I will try to give you the sparknotes version.

I have a green parakeet, his name is Charlie.

Around the time I got him, I decided to get an email account that I could remember. I liked the name Charlie and my bird so I decide that Charlie should be a part of it.

But charlie@blablablabla.bla is boring!

It need a kick

So I thought about how funny it would be if someone named Charlie had the last name Parkit.

Park the car! Parkit Charlie!

Thus, parkitcharlie.

Years later I used the name in a short story called "I, Don't Care" (got an honorable mention in the lad fair) giving birth to the character that I would use later in what the loyal readers know to be as CPRB.

From there I've used parkitcharlie as my username for pretty much anything and everything.

Really. Google it. I'm everywhere.

And that, is the post for today!

Comments are welcome! Bring your friends!

Questions: THE RETURN

Guys...I am so bored...

1: What are you wearing?
Clothing
 2: Ever been in love?
With a show
 3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
With the vaccuum
 4: How tall are you?
Averagish
 5: How much do you weigh?
A weight
 6: Any tattoos do you want?
No
 7: Any piercings that you want?
Gosh No
 8: OTP?
JORI
 9: Favorite Show?
Warehouse 13
 10: Favorite bands?
Radiohead, Pixes, BnL, Chicken Heads...
 11: Something you miss?
My old phone. Mr. Numbers...
 12: Favorite song?
Like I'd know...
 13: How old are you?
An age
 14: Zodiac sign?
Sea-goat
 15: Hair Color?
Red
 16: Favorite Quote?
"You're going to hell."
"I know!"
 17: Favorite singer?
Thom Yorke?
 18: Favorite color?
Like I'd know
 19: Loud music or soft?
Depends
 20: Where do you go when you’re sad?
Mah room
 21: How long does it take you to shower?
Well, how long will I have hot water?
 22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
Not long
 23: Ever been in a physical fight?
With objects
 24: Turn on?
The radio. Blast the stereo riiiiiiight now.
 25: Turn off?
Hate
 26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
Twitter
 27: Fears?
Heights, Change, eh...
 28: Last thing that made you cry?
Sykes
 29: Last time you cried?
A few weeks ago
 30: Meaning behind your url
My Tumblr url parkitcharlie? Sheep. That's a whole blog post...
 31: Last book you read?
Slipping By Barri Bumgarner
 32: Last song you listened to?
This Day From MLP:FiM
 33: Last show you watched?
Bath Crashers...I think? I wasn't paying attention
 34: Last person you talked to?
My Mother
 35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
Me and twitter? Oh we're tight.
 36: Favorite food?
The pasta...with the chicken and the tiny green trees
 37: Place you want to visit?
SDCC
 38: Last place you were?
The Skinny
 39: Do you have a crush?
No, I don't like orange soda that much
 40: Last time you kissed someone?
Two minutes ago. Sparta...
 41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
Dang, I don't remember
 42: What color underwear are you wearing?
Blue? I think?
 43: What color shirt are you wearing?
Yellow
 44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
Blue
 45: Wearing any bracelets?
Nada
 46: Last sport you played?
Improv. It's a sport...
 47: Last song you sang?
This Day
 48: Last prank call you remember doing?
On the bus man. I told a guy his number was DIE-SLOW. He said cool and hung up.
 49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
Today
 50: Favorite movie?
My Name is Bug's Digimon. Or you know a tie between My Name is Jerry, A Bug's Life, and The Digimon Movie

Questions 2! The sequel!

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
things...Well never mind!" She said brightly. "Is

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
The wall, my bookcase, books, my radio, my bed, my cat, and some piggy banks

Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Looking at Tumblr and Watching Doctor Who

What is the last thing you watched on TV?
...Doctor Who

Without looking, guess what time it is
9:39pm!

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:31pm! Not bad...

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My clock ticking, the Tv in the living room, my cat making noises, and music from downstairs

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Several hours ago. I was getting out of the car

Did you dream last night?
Yeah. I broke my back. And some doctor fixed it and made me lay down.

Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes.

When did you last laugh?
Five minutes ago

Do you remember why / at what?
These questions

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Posters. Paint.

Seen anything weird lately?
Fanfiction.

What do you think of this quiz?
Eh...

What is the last film you saw?
Young Frankenstien. I belive. NO WAIT! A Bug's Life!

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Everywhere. :P

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A mini-fridge and some soda. I'm pretty easy to please sometimes.

Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
My right pupil is SLIGHTLY smaller then the left.

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I don't like change. So I wouldn't.

Do you like to dance?
Yep.

Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe.

Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
...No ):

Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My sister. She was calling about a book

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
A Bug's Life

Last time you swam in a pool?
A while ago.

Type of music you like most?
Dude, go eclectic or go home

Type of music you dislike most?
Eh...

Are you listening to music right now?
Yes, but not intentionaly

What color is your bedroom carpet?
The rug is red and black

If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
I don't know. I like my house.

What was the last thing you bought?
CHEEEEEEEEZZZZ-ITS!

Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Hahahahaha NO.

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Nope. Heights scare the sh!t out of me.

Do you have a garden?
Nope.

Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yeppers

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
School. And how it's going to suck.

If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Allison Scagliotti

Who sent the last text message you received?
Sasha

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
NBC Universal. All on Warehouse 13 stuff. I'd regret it latter though...oh wait! I'm a billionare!

What time is bed time?
When I fall asleep.

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA no.

How many tattoos do you have?
Let's see 1...2...ZERO!

If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
No. I have not.

What did you do for your last birthday?
...Nothing...way to bum me out. I was grounded.

Do you carry a donor card?
No

Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
My family

Is the glass half empty or half full?
 Technically, the glass is always full...

What's the farthest-away place you've been?
New York

When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
I wouldn't know. Probably last time they were in season.

Have you ever won a trophy?
Si

Are you a good cook?
Sure

Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Nada

If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
Scags

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
No

Do you touch-type?
 ...Sorta

What's under your bed?
Ribbons I think

Do you believe in love at first sight?
No

Think fast, what do you like right now?
Warehouse 13!

Where were you on Valentine's day?
Tomorrow? Uh....

What time do you get up?
When I get up.

What was the name of your first pet?
Peaches

Who is the second to last person to call you?
Tabbi. It was a butt dial

Is there anything going on this weekend?
Don't think so

How are you feeling right now?
Okay.

What do you think about the most?
Stuff and such

What time do you get up in the morning?
When I get up!

If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
I wouldn't wait

Who would you tell first?
Whoever is within shouting range

What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2

Do you sing in the shower?
Yep

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Already answered

What do you do most when you are bored?
Internet

What do you do for a living?
Live

Do you love your job?
Eh

What did you want to be when you grew up?
Actress

If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
Actress

Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The egg. Or we can go for the 'idea chicken' if you want to go that route

How many keys on your key ring?
One

Where would you retire to?
Don't know

What kind of car do you drive?
Right...drive.

What are your best physical features?
My me

What are your best characteristics?
Me

If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Comic Con

What kind of books do you like to read?
Good ones

Where would you want to retire to?
Stop repeating yourself

What is your favorite time of the day?
2:50pm or 11:00pm

Where did you grow up?
Misery

How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
Several states away

What are you reading now?
This question

Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night Owl

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Uhhuh

Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yep

Do you have pets?
Yes

How many rings before you answer the phone? However many it takes

What is your best childhood memory?
The best one.

What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
hfagwtufhtywteuhfuiyeif.

Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
Noooooo?

What is most important in life?
Life

What Inspires You?
Questions

Questions

Saw this on something so...prepare yourself for QUESTIONS!!!

1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom? What's that? Anyone really. If I don't know what something means I google it or pretend I know what they mean until I get enough clues that I do...sorta

2. What’s something you hide about your personality? The fact that I'm not always a random joker. I've taken the first step to pulling that into the light with Up Here On My Cliff.

3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with? There's this girl Madison that everyone thinks I look like, walk like, dress like ect. I don't see it. I mean I don't really walk like that...do I?

4. How do you deal with criticism? Depends. If it's constructive I'd say fairly well. If not...I'll admit I do hold slight grudges

5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Forth Grade. Saturday. That's all I feel like saying to you about bubblegum on paper.

6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I once told someone their face was appealing. Also the most awkward comment I've ever made. Top 5 at least.

7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? I'd like for someone to watch Warehouse 13...*hint hint wink wink*

8. Describe your favourite texture. Not fluff. Not to ruff. Soft like...a kitten.

9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you? I'd like to say I'm plugged in but...honestly, unless someone tells me about it, I don't know what the hell happens outside of my bubble.

10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance. Screen capture of the first episode of Warehouse13 I ever saw. If it weren't for this show, I wouldn't be in improv, I'd still be on the swim team. I wouldn't be the Fandom Planet superfan. I would have watched ANT FARM. And whatever other crap that is on Disney. I wouldn't be parkitcharlie. Or Thunderbird for that matter

11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why? Claudia Donovon. Because Warehouse 13 is the greatest thing ever.

12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration? Let me use TV again, but this time Middleman. Alter-Wendy shows that based on how you deal with things in your life can change who you become. (Existentialist moment...0_o)

13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion? Screamo is crap-music. I'm sorry. I know some of it could be super enjoyable. But it's hard to enjoy when you have a headache.

14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears? Brown Boxers with little magnifiers

15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do? Write a prospectus in one night because I'm dumb and didn't do it the three weeks we had before.

16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why? PB (Lead) I'm not sure why...

17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do? They have a habit of being always right. Even when they're wrong.

18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question. Jasmine. I feel like I have to do everything according to plan. Also I have a tiger. (I wish)

19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy? My fists. "Thanks. That was fun." Then I'd toss them out a 40th story window.

20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with? I always try to connect actors to other projects (Ex. Inception is the Titanic sequel. Leo falls into the ocean, washes up on shore)

21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night? Jori. Gorillas. Cats. Radiohead

22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you? My delicious circular friend

23. What motivates you in life? ...a warehouse in South Dakota.

24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that? Peanut M&Ms. I'll protect your joy of them.

25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives? I won't. I joke about zombies. I know what it takes to survive. But there is a difference between knowing and doing.

26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why? Werewolf. I am at constant battle with myself over impulses. I'd be a dragon though. Because dragons are awesome.

27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had. Eh...maybe later. Get back to you on that.

28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life. Sitting between a guy you (and everyone else) knows has a crush on you and someone who loves to gossip, talk about you. Uh hello, I am right here...

29. What’s something that scares you about the future? That I'm not ready.

30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.  A. Allison and Neil B. Random metaphors C. Scar from Ben D. Like to hang out in my closet E. Rabbits=BAD

31. Describe your dream library. It has comfy chairs, smells like coffee and all my favorite books. Never plays the radio, but my music ie. Radiohead Pixies Barenaked Ladies...

32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned? A paper camera. In fact it's sitting in my memories box, taped back together

33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like? Not a roller coaster. That's all I know for sure.

34. Do you have any “rules” about food? I don't 'eat' an orange. I drink it. People think that's odd. Well do you eat the juice box? No. And yes it is the same thing because most people eat oranges because someone told them it was healthy. What if I told you juice boxes were healthy? Would you eat them? No. Because they're gross.

35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? I'd rather not deal with them. (18 it's legal! Re-elect Don Lamb for Sheriff!)

36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about? I want to watch the new Victorious. Because yes. Even though I act all too-cool hipstery or whatever it is that people seem to think about me, I watch Victorious. And ship Jori. Which is why I'm excited because Beck and Jade are BREAKING UP! They will get back together though but hey, Jori moments all around.

37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for. Probably total simulacra but Fourth Grade. Just about to leave this elementary school we rule. That Saturday.... Or fifth grade. That was pretty rockin'

38. How do you approach social situations? I avoid them. But when forced I re-act with sarcasm and jokes till then tension is gone.

39. What is your ideal bed? Why? Probably Baby Bears bed. I don't like to sleep on a rock but I don't sleep well on fluff. JUUUUUST RIGHT

40. Post a short excerpt of your life. I just did. You do realize that A. This took forever and B. It's a blog. There you have it. Maybe I'll expand on some answers later if you like. Or answer more questions if you have them. It's all good.