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Saturday, February 12, 2011

Punny

Ah yes bad puns. Consider it a hobby of mine, telling bad puns to the world. The other day in art we were making sculptures for a project. My partner had just finished making the hand and asked me how it looked, my response?

"Well, I've got to hand it to you, that looks pretty good!"

And so thats why now every art class we tell terrible puns. On the bus we also tell bad jokes and puns. Stuff and Such you could say. Here's another:

What did the idiot say when he opened a box of Cheerios?
Look Donut seeds!

Ahhahahahahaha. Frakken funny right? No, not really. Here are a few of my favorites (the ones that end up in my imaginary stand-up routine)

Why do fish wiegh so little?
Because they're surrounded with scales!

How do you stop a fish from smelling?
You cut of it's nose!

Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!

On the contrary, why are fish so dumb?
Because all their grades are below sea-level!

What did the math-nerd bring to the party?
Pi!

So yeah. I like fish jokes. I don't know why but I do. Lifes a mystery.

Thunderbird out!
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  1. UnknownApril 3, 2013 at 5:25 PM

    I like that you made all those fish jokes... Just for the halibut!

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