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Sunday, March 20, 2011

Arrrrrrr

Last night, me and a twitter friend had a really long talk on pirate puns. I started it, the convorsation went like this

Them-I would love to be a pirate. Well, more of a fictional pirate, since I'd probably be hung if I was an actual pirate.
Me- I went to go see a movie on Pirates but they wouldn't let me in because it was rated arrrrr
Them-It was rated arrr for too much booty.
Me-So much booty I could hardly 'parrot'
Them-I nearly couldn't 'parrot' either. No surprise, since the pirate movie was called Booty and the Beast.
Me-Well let's not 'peg' the terribleness on the writers. They tried their beast
Them-True. Not everyone can capture how pirates really arrrr.
Me-I think one of the writers used to be a banker, but they lost intrest in the subject
Them-At least they didn't 'rum' from the story. I mean, they finished it out before he 'd-aaayy-d.'
Me-I think the pirates would have been more effcient using weapons of mast destruction
Them-Ayy don't know, learning to use those might have required a teacher a little more 'scurvy' than that lady from 'doubloon'.
Me-Course they prefer one on one combat. I hear they have a pretty good right hook
Them-I don't know, I've heard that they accidentally cutlasses.
Me-That makes me want to shed a privite tear
Them-That might've been the best one yet! It made me want to land-blubber!
Me-Well I hear it takes pirates forever to learn tha alphabet, they spend years at sea
Them-I'm not sure they learn it at all- pirates really have ship for brains.
Me-You're right though, I don't think they cannon!
Them-It might be hard though, with most of them having one ayyy. I don't think they have a .bounty. of books, either.
Me-No I suppose you're right. One came to my birthday party, but I suspect he was just there for doubloons!
Them-I think I just snorted up the contents of my lungs. And I'm sorry, I think he was only there for your booty.
Me-Okay that's it. I'm walking the plank on pirate puns and getting some shut ayy, I mean eye
Them-Fare thee well, me hartey
 
So that's I spent my night, what did you do?
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