HEEEY YOU!!
HEY YOU!
Yes you. I have to tell you something REALLY important!
Okay, are you listening?
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Just please let me know!
OOH OOH. ITS MOVIE TIME. OH WAIT, NO IT'S NOT. BOOOO.
ReplyDeletexD UH okay sorry. It's just that I REALLYREALLYREALLY wanted to see Shark Night today but my mom was like Naaaah let's go home.
And IM like I WANNA SEE COCKY COLLEGE STUDENTS GET EATEN BY SHARKS.
And she's like NO.
:'( what a mean mother. For that, IM GONNA RUN AWAY. THATS RIGHT. IM GONNA RUN AWAY WITH MY OET UNICORN AND WE WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER CUZ IM GONNA MARRY A LEPRECHAUN AND I'LL BE RICH!
OH NOOOO! THE MEN WITH THE GIANT NEEDLE ARE HERE TO MAKE ME SLEEP AGAIN. WHEN I WAKE UP I'LL BE IN A STRANGE PADDED ROOM WITH A STRAIGHTJACKET ON. BUT THAT'S FOR CRAZY PEOPLE!
Do I seem crazy to you?
XD
Okay don't know what the point of that was but...