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Sunday, April 15, 2012

Idiom Idiot

I fail when it comes to sayings.

One time I said that something was in ship-shop shape. I have no clue why my head combined ship-shape and tip-top shape.

Today I was commenting on how my cat Gizmo was dry. This is the conversation I had with myself;

ME: You're just as dry as a bull!
ME:...No...Dry as a log?
ME: Dry as a creek? No...that's dumb...
ME: OH! Dry as a bone!

Dry as a creek?????? Yeah right.

And if I DO say it right I use it wrong.

So, because I like lists, here is a list of my wonderful fails

1. Ship-Shop Shape
2. Slept like a bull!
3. Dry as a creek
4. Dry as a log
5. Dry as a bull
6. Out like a lamp

There's more I'm sure. I am an idiom idiot.
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