Pancakes*

Why did I read that?

STUPID STUPID STUPID

I need to write. Like right now. WHY AREN'T MY PARENTS ASLEEP YET?

What the heck are they watching? Is the stupid baseball game STILLLLLLL on?

I found a movie that would scare the pants of my main character. Night of the Lepus. Do your reseach connect the dots...

I am creepy sometimes.

That. Doesn't. Even. Logicaly. Follow. This.

That's a lie it does. But....ughhh WHY DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN!????!!??

Ok it's clear that I need to express these pent up feelings quickly before I take it out on my twitter followers or something...

Dirt.

WHAT?

I. Need. Help.

Please end baseball game. For the sake of my sanity

Oh this suddenly reminds me of a quote from Saul Rubinik

"You stupid, stupid, asshole"

*This was a conversation I decided to put in my story after a conversation with my sister
"So what class do you have next?"
"Pancakes, how is that even relative? Stupid. Stupid. Stupid."
"Uh..."

24 Hours Earlier

HEEEEEEYYYYY YO! Not Heyo HEY-YO! Two words...


Anywho...I'm going to post the start of a story, and if you want more TELL ME and I will provide.

24 Hours Earlier

I woke up staring at the celing. My head ached. Slowly, I sat up, waiting for my vision to return. I knew that I was lying in the middle of the room. I also knew that in my right hand was a nice golf putter. It was too dark to know much more.

I know what you're thinking, why are you lying on the ground with a golf club? Well first off it ISN'T a club. It's a putter. Secondly It all started back when the world was made and a little thing called GRAVITY was born. Well that's a part of it at least.

I guess it REALLY all started 24 hours earlier...

Running up That Hill

I'm fine...but if you could see me right now you would know I am totally not fine. At the state i'm in now a billion things could make me go from fine to not fine. Most of them you really need to have watched the series to know but still.

10. The mention of Warehouse 13
9. The name Steve or Claudia
8. Bombs
7. Apples
6. Screen Shots from Warehouse right now
5. The Dead Zone
4. The distance between me and next summer
3. BFFEWYLION
2. The song Running up That Hill
1. Watching that finale again

I need to pull myself together, yet all I really want to do is watch that amazing finale again...

Insomniac

Tonight was the season 3 finale of Warehouse 13. And it was amazing. So now here I am, supposed to be going to sleep. How the HELL do you sleep after that, knowing you won't be able to see it again till next year. I'll tell you, you DON'T. You get inspired and you express the pent up feelings that are now bubbling inside if you.

But first, the performance I just witnessed from the cast of Warehouse 13 was Emmy worthy. So how come no Emmy's this year? How come the world can get Japanese Toilets to trend on twitter because some high pitched teenager tweeted something about it, yet an amazingly well written, directed, and preformed piece gets NOTHING. How come Syfy's cutesy show that's on it's last leg gets a mention in Entertainment Weekly but the show that's pulling in all the ratings gets NOTHING. Before I apologize for my rant, I leave you this, Warehouse 13 is an amazing show. The seasons keep getting better as they go on. Please watch it. Please.

So sorry for going ranty on you but that's how I feel. Also warning I don't feel like I'm done ranting. Expect a new post at 3am

First Impressions Are Everything*

The first line of a story can be the difference between buying it or putting it back on the shelf. Here is a list of what I think are the most awesome first lines.

10. Carol enjoyed playing practical jokes.**
9. I can't take it anymore!
8. If only I had taken out the trash the first time
7. I hit the ground. Hard.
6. How many different names could there possibly be for a mental ward!?***
5. "Did you just say Jesus set you on fire?"****
4. It's not like murder was what I originally planned, that part just sort of...happened
3. I hate radio shows
2. Funny how it's never that simple when you're standing on the edge of the cliff
1. There was no doubt about it, the bird was following me.

*I almost accidentally posted this as First Impressions Ate Everything
**This is kind of a joke but it was something that popped up in a random first line generator
***As far as my knowledge goes 36 but that's a different blog post
****My friend once thought I said this what I really said was "Jesus! He set me on fire!" I was playing a video game...

Yellow

Not as in the color. As in what I say when I answer the phone. "Yellow, Thunderbird speaking."

Watching HIMYM.

So distracted.

Be a bee. R bee. Tree R bee. Raspberry. Mite people. Frogs.


AND OMG THAT WAS SALLY FROM WAREHOUSE 13! Cool.


Crazy rabbit. Shoe polish.

T-Bird out. Sherbet.

What time is it?

Summer time? Adventure time? NO! STORY TIME!

Urrrm...not time for me to tell you a story, time for me to write one...

And then tell you about it...

And...wow...





This post was quite un needed...




Then again most are...


Ok...


I'm going to stop now


yeah...