Buffy

Did you know funeral homes are know places to host weddings, birthday partys, proms...

The world is ending.

Just Like Brian Wilson did

Yeah...what a long winded way to say I'm in bed right now. And another BnL refrance. Feels good to blog again...OH before I forget, FOR SURE theres another story. One because I need to write something. And two because I have to make deadlines...that I made...for myself.

In other news I had a dream I was a robot. which may or may not have had something to do with the fact I watched Astroboy the other day. Note: Don't watch cartoon movies with voiceovers by people you know. (Google if you want to know what I mean)

I am not a fan of Megan Fox. Why? Because she aposes ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI in the role for CASSIE HACK! Oh. And her thumbs are weird...

I'm keeping a stash of 7-up and Nilla wafers by my bed. Just in case.

Off topic (pft...like there IS a topic) But I want to meet someone named Justin Case. I hope he's alway super prepared for stuff. That would be...ironic. Then again my arch nemisis's name is Robinson. I don't know a robinson, but If I did I hope we became good friends.

Speaking of Robinson, I'd better get to LJ to write that thing huh? Well then, Thunderbird OUT!

I Think Never is Enough...

Yeah never is enough, I should never procrastinate again. It turns deadly for me.

Okay, maybe a new LJ story tonight. And I think from now on I will try to have my post title refrance something. In other news I'm not going to bed because I need to think of two reasearch projects that won't make me want to blown my brains out. This...is going to be a GREAT night.

Oh and P.S. Great is in my version of a sarcasm font...

Fitter, Happier

More Productive? No. I am a tad happier though! I got someone hooked on my LJ Stories so that's a plus. As for fitter well...I'm sure that comes into play somewhere. Oh and that's a Radiohead song just so you know. It's a little odd but I love it. As for the homework, i'll get it done eventaully. I have a whole day left to do it I just realized, I DON'T HAVE ALGERBRA TOMORROW! Cool. I'm better. Still a little upset but i'll live. Frankly, I'm just glad somebody payed enough attention to my LJ to notice how EPIC the stories are. I was going to say awesome but I didn't. Not sure why.

Yesterday or something I started an album on Facebook of pictures from Warehouse 13. Each episode organized by season. They're a pain to caption but I love enlighting people.

Well got to go. I can here my mom talking about my #AllisonScag4Cassie shoes in the other room.

GAHHHHH!

THEY DID NOT JUST DO THAT!!! I went to go watch the LAST two episode of season 3 of Veronica Mars and IT ISN'T THERE ANYMORE!!!! They switched out seasons! Now they're playing 1 & 2 instead of 2 & 3! On the bright side my friend can catch up, but still. TWO EPISODES!!!! Funny thing was, last night I almost watched them both, but I thought I should get some sleep instead! Grrrrrrr. Now I'm going to sulk while I do math homework. And never chose sleep over ANYTHING FUN again.

Nevermore

Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore'

Yep I've been thinking that poem over a bunch lately. A line of it even managed to make it into a story I'm writing. Maybe I'll post that story here...

Anyways, I really just wanted to tell the world my phone wallpaper is now what my unicorn looked like after Dolph man-handeled it.

My unicorn was so lovley before it was man-handled...

So that's it world. Peace...or somthing...

14 is a Number after a Lucky Number.

So aparently I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. Right smack in the middle of the day so I can't work on my NHD project then. I don't want to work on it today but if push comes to shove I'll work on it alone. Now to see what I can do about canceling...

Yes I do think 13 is a lucky number. Why? Because I watch Warehouse 13 THAT'S why! Speaking of which my heart was ripped out and stomped on when I heard Aaron Ashmore was taking Joanne's place. It's okay though. He was on VM. I have some respect for him.

Uh...

Turns out the reson I'm so tired right now is because it's 2am. Time flies when your browsing MLIA. Night blogosphere. I think I need to sleep for once.

Rebelistic...

Rebelistic. Meaning when I see a product on TV the first thing I want to do is make it fail.

Unripable paper. I bought some so I could rip it up. I did. Now I want to buy the gyro bowl so I can spill it.

If some on tells me to take a drink of water I say "I'll drink it when I feel like it!" no mater how thirsty I am.

PEOPLE ARE REBELS BY NATURE. SO THERE.
I ACCIDENTLY TURNED ON CAPS LOCK.

OH WELL.

They're here...

And by they I of course mean me. I was just trying to be epic. I don't think I succeded, just sucked. (BnL     : D) Anyways today I learned that the painting on the back of the movie theater is famous horses. Which mean Mamage is a real horse. Yay. I think...

I'm trying to decide if I should watch VM tonight. I'm leanig toward no, cuz I could use the sleep but then...

I AM haunted so once I fall asleep my dreams will pop in the hauntings and press play. My quality of sleep will be hankered. So what will it be? Quality or Quantity?

Thiking...Okay so tomorrow=algerbra, social studies, earth science. Seems like I'll need the sleep, whatever I can get. Quantity it is.

Regreting it already ):

And that means?

I by that I mean I want YOU to find out what THIS means!

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Give up yet?







How 'bout now?






Now?






You ready for the answer?







You sure?








Well okay then, here it goes:
There are letters hidden throughout the numbers that spell "Saftey" The meaning is There's Saftey in Numbers!



BWAHAHAHAHA. Okay. I'm done. Expect me back at a later date.

Haunted

It's weird being haunted by a show.

You dream about it then you watch it. Or you barely scrape by NOT watching it. And because I am haunted it reminds me of the Veronica Mars episode in season 2, I Am God. Only Veronica is the one haunting ME, and The Dandy Warhols are the ones dominating my ipod. So it's sorta related.

Oh Happy Valentines day or whatever.

I was hoping for some random (haunting) reason to get a pony or a unicorn today. I think I have mental problems or something like that. It's the hard knock life.

So today I met a 13-year-old tenth grader. I told him he was one of those smart kids, and we didn't like smart kids. Then we remembered WE were also the smart kids, so yeah...

Keep Failing Interwebs!

R.I.P.

Why do all the good shows get cancelled? R.I.P.

Middleman
Pushing Daisies
Eli Stone
Veronica Mars
Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Take 3

Man three in a day, that's record. And that didn't come out as planned. Ironicly that's the third time that's happened today. The first time I said "Ah, poor Piz." which sorta sounded like I was naming sea creatures. The second I was refering to the number of "monsters" I'd killed in a game, they refered to them as black chicks because they were black-colored baby chickens. I ended up saying "Oh cool, I've killed 280 black chicks."

Fail.

Ealier when I said dam, I was trying not to swear AND be punny at the same time. Yeah that's right, I'm a person of multiple talents.

Tonight I want to write more on LJ but I doubt that will happen, not while Veronic Mars is haunting me.

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can watch my show now! Also when I said stare at an eagle I was right, we only saw one...

Said the beaver...

Dam. I'm haunted by a TV show. And I can't watch it. So Bye cruel world, I'm off to stare at an eagle. ):

Punny

Ah yes bad puns. Consider it a hobby of mine, telling bad puns to the world. The other day in art we were making sculptures for a project. My partner had just finished making the hand and asked me how it looked, my response?

"Well, I've got to hand it to you, that looks pretty good!"

And so thats why now every art class we tell terrible puns. On the bus we also tell bad jokes and puns. Stuff and Such you could say. Here's another:

What did the idiot say when he opened a box of Cheerios?
Look Donut seeds!

Ahhahahahahaha. Frakken funny right? No, not really. Here are a few of my favorites (the ones that end up in my imaginary stand-up routine)

Why do fish wiegh so little?
Because they're surrounded with scales!

How do you stop a fish from smelling?
You cut of it's nose!

Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!

On the contrary, why are fish so dumb?
Because all their grades are below sea-level!

What did the math-nerd bring to the party?
Pi!

So yeah. I like fish jokes. I don't know why but I do. Lifes a mystery.

Thunderbird out!

So maybe...

Maybe I am a blogger. I'm here again aren't I? I feel like spilling thoughts again don't I? I just found the spell check button (yeah, smart my butt) I don't even know why I'm here anyways. It's like the beggining of that one book, Runaway. Only it's a blog. And I'm not on the run. My point was made though (right?). I was watch Veronica Mars online, but it was slow. So now I'm here. Doing exactlly what i said I wasn't going to do...classic huh?


Okay. I would of ended it right there. BAM! Publish Post. Course if i'd done that I would have ended up back here a few hours later. Nope. I'm not done. Yeah I could get used to the gig. Blogging that is. Blabing to random strangers about my day. No wait, that's what Twitter's for...


Followers. To good for friends I guess. I have none. Figures. I'm hard to find...not really. But I know someone who is. (like that counts)


So what else? I write, often. Now there's something I do well, or so I'm told (Modesty...). My stand-up routine isn't actually THAT bad. Just non-existant. So therefor kind of random and pointless.

Anywho as prevously stated. ACT. Tomorrow. Sleep. NOW.

Thunderbird out!

...

When I said four, I meant AM. And I did wake up at four...I just fell back asleep after turning off my alarm. Tonight I plan on writing a new segment of my contiueous story on LiveJournal (Check it out here -> http://hacks-r-me.livejournal.com/2010/ <-) then hitting the sack. Apparently I'm taking the A.C.T. tomorrow. Stupid smart school...

Anywho...

So I was bored and everything so I made a blog. I'm not a blogger (that I know of, maybe my inner blogger is just waiting to break free and tell the interwebs about my life) so there. Right now my computer keeps wanting to restart. I don't want it to. I told myself i'd wake up at four tommorrw so I better get some rest.
Evs, Thunderbird Out!