Stuff and Such: January 2012

HEEEY YOU!!

HEY YOU!

Yes you. I have to tell you something REALLY important!

Okay, are you listening?

If you like my blog PLEASE let me know and PLEASE spread the word!You can comment, follow, tell your friends, strangers, tweet about it, link it in your Facebook profile, make flyers and pass them out, write the url in the sky with a plane, change your friends' homepages to it, have it tattooed on your face, send out a mass text, write a letter to your local congress, eat your vegetables, make a tribute band, start a chain letter, spray paint it on a building, spell it out with alpha-bits, use your wits to build a machine and brainwash the general public, make a trendy internet video, whisper it in a horse's ear, brand it on a cow, enslave the human race, make it your bible, tell it on the mountain, start a fan club, respect your elders, do a flash mob, call random numbers to tell them about it, make a piece of art using only posts from this blog, tweet it again, start a webcomic, make a board game, post it on reddit, signal boost on tumblr, make a t-shirt, start a cult, make a crappy flash game, write a book with an extremely similar situation, call your in-laws, spread it on the grapevine, stitch it in a baby's blanket, tell your kids, tell a little birdy, you know whatever!

Just please let me know!

Sunday, January 29, 2012

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Hey. I'm alive.

I had lots of things to say.

I forgot them all.

I can't remember.

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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

A new blog from not me

It's from me in a sense that I am the body that wrote it.

Not the mind.

You see I realized that I lose the joker near night and suddenly I'm a philosopher. Anaz (AH-naz) So if you want a blog filled with deep thinking, poetry, and some dark humor...

http://uphereonmycliff.blogspot.com/

Sunday, January 1, 2012

I Can't Win This One Can I?

If I deny I am a hipster, I'm an automatic hipster.

If I admit I am a hipster I then become the ultimate hipster as I am going against the general idea. And god that is SO IRONIC!

So what if I listen to Radioactive Chicken Heads, The Pixies, and Radiohead?

So what if I plan on wearing fingerless gloves forever? (Fingerless gloves nearly defeat the point of gloves. How. Ironic.)

So what if I love irony?

What point are you trying to prove?

Besides hipsters themselves are so ironic. The only thing ironic about me is I don't know where I'm going with this.

That actually isn't that ironic. How ironic.