Dam Safety

Happy National Dam Safety Awareness Day!


Yep May 31 is National Dam Safety Awarness Day!
Don't ask me why I know this, perhaps another post...


So while I study for finals you enjoy this song I wrote about today

Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
But dam safety is important too.

Dam safety Awareness day is on May 31st,
Mark your calendars and prepare for the worst.
We wouldn’t want that dam to burst.
A do do do do do do.

If the dam breaks run for the hills.
Running is filled with lots of thrills.
Drowning can give you the chills,
a do do do do do.

Never play baseball on a dam.
Never attempt to chuck a ham.
There’s a lot of stuff you shouldn’t do on a dam.
A do do do do do.

Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
But dam safety is important toooooooooooo YEAH!

AND IF YOU SEE A RIVER

DAM IT!

Deep...Still

Since I am STILL in that kind of mood he is a poem I had to write for my Com. Arts class today.

Day Job

One window is all I need
To cause panic down below
The people they are not aware as helpless as a doe
Soon the country will be mourning
It's coming soon without warning
The President is dead

One window is all I need
To cure my itchy finger
But after I have finished I dare not linger
And soon the deed will be done
Just as soon as I load my gun
The President will be dead

One window is all I need
To end this wretched task
And yet I stand here hiding behind a faceless mask
It's all a sick and twisted show
To bad that I will have to go
The President is dead

One window is all I need
To end it all right now
Because letting him live is something I just can't allow
I guess this is it
A direct hit
Now the President is dead

One window is all I need
Here on Death row
If I'll every get one is something I do not know
There is no need for me to sob
It's just the problem wih my Day Job
At least the President is dead



No I am NOT planning on killing the president That just sorta happened.

Life is...

I'm feeling super deep at the moment so here are a few quotes from me on life

Life is like a vacuum cleaner, it sucks that's what it was made to do, but every once in a while something gets caught up in it and it doesn't really suck as much anymore.

Life is a gift you can't return without a receipt

Life is like a one way street, it doesn't do you much good to be looking back.

Life is like a bad gift that just keeps giving

Zombies? Zombies!

Today I found an AMA-ZING flash game called rebuild. Basicly you're running a town that's trying to rebuild after zombies take over. Need an idea of how AMA-ZING it truly is? I have been playing it for around three hours.

And that was just on easy! I can't wait to try NORMAL!

http://armorgames.com/play/10572/rebuild

Above is a link to play rebuild. Good luck try to stop playing once you've started, this game is like freakin potato chips!

Nosy

I am typing this post with y bnose,nso forgive my spelling. I'm ettingvba good speed with this thing. my keyboard smells nice... like technology. Yay.


Latly I HAVE BEEN WATCHING A TON BOF VcHARMED. its cool and that was sorta random...
OOPS i forgot t turn noff caps lock.
I leave you witht this; Wouldnt it be funny if you puked snakes?

42

Am I about to spill the secrets of the universe? Well I already did...

This post was more of a (Oh hey look, my Welcome says This blog has the secrets of the universe in it...42?)






I was truly expecting this to be a bit longer.....

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I'm a record setter!

Got to love twitter...
**********************In case you wanted to know it was two hours thirty minutes. I was REALLY bored...

He'll get...I think...

So because I'm lazy just read this Keep in mind I'm the youngest by ALOT in my family

My Brother Matt: It's like that friend that Karen would always have come over just so he could help her with chores.

My Sister Karen: You mean Chris?

Matt: Yeah chris...

My other Brother RJ: Oh yeah her "friend"

Karen: *Laughs*

Matt: You weren't really friends

Karen: I was 13 Matt

Matt: I don't get it. You were friends.

Me: Oh you'll get it eventually...


He hasn't yet...