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HEY YOU!

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Thursday, October 18, 2012

And The Winner Is...

So today I set out to chase the bus again.

Well no, that's not exactly true.

You see, I had just said farewell to Sam as she got on the bus and I was talking to my other friends Erin and Katie, waiting for the bus to leave.

However, mid-sentence I was cut off by the honk of a horn. Looking up I saw the bus driver looking right at me. He pointed ahead of him.

He was making sure I was ready for the race.

And so race I did. When the bus reached the stoplight the bus driver opened the door and said quite plainly

"You win."

As the bus drove away I saw Sam staring at me out the window, shaking her head lightly.

Sorry Sam. I don't think I could stop now even if I wanted to.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Bus Hero

So this week I've been getting in a little extra exercise.

I have been chasing my friend Sam's bus, bus 130, as it leaves school.

It started out as a joke between me and Sam. But today I think it might be something more.

On every other day I've been chasing it, someone chased it with me. Today however, I was alone.

I stood outside the bus waiting for it to leave. I keep hearing cheers and people were raising their hands which gave me the impression bus 130 was different from my old bus 22-11.* When it finally got going I walked along side it. The bus sped up and I jogged with it.

Suddenly it stopped.

I was used to this. It takes the bus awhile sometimes to pull out of the lane and onto the street.

It started again. I followed.

The bus stopped. I stopped.

The bus speeds up and I'm running to catch up as soon as I do, the bus stops again.

I look over and see the bus driver laughing. All the kids are watching me through the window. My little joke with Sam has gained some attention.

The bus speeds up for the final time and I run with it till it reaches the stoplight. Of course, the light was red so I got to stand there as a bus full of kids cheered me on and waved. A few of them even knew my name it seems because as the light turned green they called it out as they passed.

I wonder what they'll think when I do it again on Monday.



*That actually didn't surprise me. Bus 22-11 was pretty crazy. But that's another post...

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Log

I made a Vacation Log.

Log
Friday

3:43pm: Bought an angry birds puzzle eraser. It had a lot of pieces.

4:10pm: Saw a groundhog. It was eating plant life. No one else found this cool.

4:25pm: Radio Disney possessed the XM radio. Changed the channel and then changed it back, baseball game is back on now. Weird.

4:28pm: Saw a dog that looked like Trailer. It wasn't Trailer.

4:55pm: The carpet at the airport is water and rocks. I've given up trying to figure out why.

5:03pm: Finally moving towards the condo. I hit my head getting back into the car.

5:21pm: Saw a truck for transporting livestock. It had cattle in it. Reminded me of Animal Farm, which reminded me it was in the car on the way to the condo two years ago I read that.

5:26pm: The GPS told us to drive 44 miles on I-44. I giggled.

5:36pm: Semi cut us off. He then continued to slam on his breaks five times before driving normally. No "How's my driving?" Number to call.

5:45pm: Another semi cut us off. Writing my will in case I die.

5:48pm: Saw a unicorn. Or a white horse. It was far away.

5:55pm: Shifted so I am sprawled across the whole back seat. Not as comfy as I was expecting.

6:15pm: Reached the point where I am really bored, but too lazy to find something to do. A nap sounds nice.

6:44pm: Fell asleep. Need to pee

6:58pm: Sports bar is loud and smokey. I'm confused.

7:25pm: Clock in here is fifteen minutes fast. I noticed this earlier, just now awake enough to log it.

7:30pm: Overheard "Who's your friend over there? Is he sad. He looks sad."

7:43pm: Claw machine is calling my name. I wish I had some quarters.

7:56pm: The siblings arrive!

8:50pm: Nothing interesting has happened this hour. Interesting...

8:55pm: Strategies for Amazing Race shopping are being made.

9:04pm: Karaoke started at the bar. Promptly we got up and left.

9:10pm: The water looks really cool at night. I mean in terms of temp but I guess it's sort of awesome too.

9:14pm: Two Door Cinema Club likes lasagna.

9:16pm: License plate says SCARAB. Heh...

9:25pm: We won the shopping amazing race. People are amused by our game.

9:32pm: There is a Star Wars magazine. Why?

9:48pm: Here. Finally.

Saturday

11:34am: Lazy morning is up. On our way to Laser Tag

11:51am: At the place. It smells like wood.

12:44pm: Finished up. Dr. Pepper reins supreme.

12:45pm: I hit my head getting into the car again. Now to a place where I can do nothing. Woo.

12:59pm: It's almost 1.

1:00pm: It's 1.

1:08pm: Stayed and waited to find out number one on the alt 18. It was Muse. Figures.

1:13pm: Lady with crazy red fake eyelashes. I'm the only one that has noticed.

2:15pm: We sat outside. My soul is numb.

5:09pm: Ate lunch. Went to the arcade. Broke two machines. Won a giant banana.

12:08am: Bed

Sunday

12:58pm: I saw some deer. I've also realized I am terrible at keeping logs.

1:34pm: WATCH OUT! We got a snazz master over here! (It's me. I'm the snazzy one.)

1:40pm: Waitress told me my hat is cool. I know.

2:45pm: "We could put on a play. There's a stage..." Yeah Matt. We could.

3:20pm: Clubbed my ear with the car door by mistake. Beginning to think I have a problem getting into cars.

5:19pm: WE FINISHED THE PUZZLE AND I PUT IN THE LAST PIECE SO HA

6:08pm: Karen saw the deer I spotted earlier. I said nothing.

7:11pm: I need to pee.

7:42pm: No serious. I really need to pee.

8:00pm: HOME!

THAT WAS MY WEEKEND

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Ouch

I lost it.

I figured it would happen sooner or later. I expected it would suck. I didn't expect it would suck this much.

I had to leave the Warehouse 13 roleplay. I was never on and it just wasn't fair to the others.

I guess what really adds power to the punch is that I lost my tie to the fandom. Before, there was no reason for anyone to remember little parkitcharlie. Sometimes I made a funny post, but nothing ever got much attention.

Although now that I think about it...no one minded the roleplay either. Perhaps I'll have to find another way.

Then again maybe I already have.

poorlydrawnwereherse.

Maybe if I stop screwing around with my time I can keep this one.

Time management is the name if the game.
And I am the worst player.