Stuff and Such: August 2011

HEEEY YOU!!

HEY YOU!

Yes you. I have to tell you something REALLY important!

Okay, are you listening?

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Just please let me know!

Monday, August 29, 2011

Math

My mom took the plastic thing out of my Mathmatic Tools kit.

This made me very unhappy as now it was just a container with stuff in it.

I am very very very very unhappy.

*UPDATE*
She gave it back. This pleases me.

Friday, August 26, 2011

GetGlue

Okay so today I FINALLY got my elite fan sticker on getglue (even though it was my 130 somethingth check in not my 100th) And as I sat there being proud it occured to me, THE CURRENT GURU ISN'T EVEN A FAN! I mean I am probably, the ONLY elite fan and could quote the episodes WORD FOR WORD and I'm not guru! I mean WHAT THE FROG?! The guru hasn't even checked in FIVE times and I have checked in 132!!! (I checked)*

That would be like me being the guru of Carebears even though I have never seen it!

Anyways tonight I am doing an interview for the Fandom Planet wish me luck!

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Goldilocks

OOOOOOOKAAY Bloggy Bloggarts! I haven't posted in awhile! (but you knew that!) So you, yes YOU, the person reading, get a special treat!* It's a rap. That I wrote. About Goldilocks. Coming to a Youtube page near you this fall.

I was walking through the woods when I met three bears

and they told me about a girl who sat in their chairs

And she ate their porridge and she slept in their bed

And at the end of the ordeal they wanted her dead

Now she was a little girl, not that old

And she had blonde hair but some say gold

Was she a delinquent? Well she’d been around the blocks.

And everyone called her Goldilocks

I said Goldilocks, Why’d you eat the porridge?

Goldilocks, Just stay out of those chairs!

Now Goldilocks, you must be crazy for messing around with those three bears

Goldilocks was picky so the story went

Too this Too that, whatever that meant

But when it came to one bear, she didn’t put up a fight

Never this or that but always just right

And when the bears found her they gave her quite a scare

Little Goldilocks got the heck out of there!

I said Goldilocks, Why’d you eat the porridge?

Goldilocks, Just stay out of those chairs!

Now Goldilocks, you must be crazy for messing around with those three bears

That was the last the bears saw of her

She’ll never come back of that I am sure

Goldilocks was breaking and entering too

And if the bears had caught her she’d be Gold Stew

So the moral of this story that was so crazy

Make your own porridge, don’t be lazy!

TADAAAAA! Hope you liked it!

*Okay not really I treat, I was going to post this anyway...