HEEEY YOU!!

HEY YOU!

Yes you. I have to tell you something REALLY important!

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Say What? THE PAGE


Remember that post Say What? I sure do (saidtheliar)!



I decided to just put all my catchy phrases in one convenient place! Check back often to see what's new in the Thunderbird's lingo!


KEY:
In bold - Currently using this phrase
Italic - Used to say
Normal - Descriptions

1. What the Hell Sandwich?
Excellent for times of confusion. It often confuses others as well...

2. Zoinks
HA HA. I made a pop-culture reference, I MUST BE COOL

3. KOay
Why say OKAY when you can say K O ay?

4. Sup
I said sup before it was cliché for cool.

5. Yellow
*Ring Ring* Yellow?

6. Eeyup
Sometimes, a simple Eeyup or Eenope is all you need. Just ask Big Mac!

7. I know right?
WARNING: Extremely addictive and annoying

8. Don't be such a lizard!
What a lizard exactly refers to in normal language, I'm not sure yet but I have a history of calling people animals.

9. You're a fish
Back when I was in swimming during on of the sets this one girl Olivia kept sitting out to 'fix her goggles' I called her a fish. Being a fish means that you're lazy.
Which is ironic considering the situation...

10. There is no 10.

11. GET A BOX!
The catchphrase of the great POWERS/CARR podcast, This is Really Happening. Great for times of frustration

12. Shiz
Why swear when you can not!

13. That's cray cray!
Or even better...

13.5 That's fifty shades of cray!
Much better than a simple cray.

14. HOOVER YOU ROBINSON
Translates roughly to: Damn you republicans.
Don't ask.

15. Yeppers Peppers
For when you feel oddly perky.

16. Your Face.
"Could you clean your room?" "Could you clean your face?"

17. Watch out we have a Sophie's World over here!
A different way to say somebody is breaking the fourth wall

18. Vescere bracis meis!
It's not enough to insult someone in English. You should probably do it in a dead language so no one can understand.

19. Wonder-fantastico
It's wonderfully fantastic!

20. Grood
I mean good.
And great.
Great and good.

21. OH MY GOAT-SODA!
Saying God can be offensive. Saying Gosh can be boring. Goat-soda is exciting.

22. Well feed me corn and watch me grow!
If I still say it now, it's to make fun of the teacher who said it first.

23. Raspberry Shortcake!
Darn it!

24. Son of a biscuit!
"That was the cutest thing ever."

25. A parent named lee
Apparently. It's apparently guys.

26. Eggs act silly
Exactly.

27. Men are resting
Interesting...

28. Facesnuggy
Generated by a random insult generator. Best. Insult. Ever.

29. Snark-Shark
A name for a snarky person...

30. Peace or Something like it!
Shows up in my early blog posts.

31. FOUR HOUSE PLANTS!
Used to mean something is funny. Half bolded and half italics because I still use it but only with one person.

32. saidtheliar
A totally lame saying in my opinion. (saidtheliar)

33. Does a cheese doodle?
The answer is yes.

34. Calm your wrinkles, Bulldog
I perfectly acceptable way to tell someone to chill

35. I'M GONNA RIDE THIS DINOSAUR
This is what you should yell when the going gets rough. People will cheer.

36. You just made my blog sucker...
That's right. Be afraid.

37. Flip your cheese.
Or tables. I don't care.

38. You should be getting a postcard soon, because I went there!
Unfortunately, I don't insult people enough for this to be used a bunch.

39. What a lame
Where did this even come from? Who did I pick this up from??

40. Rude
I don't know, I just like saying rude.

41. Admirable, what a piece of virtue
This was a line from a reader's theatre on Poe that somehow became a saying...

42. I'm all about/not about that life
When did this become a thing?

Speaking of which...

43. Not a thing
For when something is not a thing.

44. So not Tim Burton
You can blame trees for this one. And Harper. And frustration.

45. SYDNEY GIBBS
The one swear for all your needs

 46. Sage
Another way to ask if something would be wise. "Is it sage to assume you did not sleep last night?"

47. Ye
It means yes. People seem to have a hard time understanding that.

48. Same
Can be used in agreement: "I'm mad!" "Same". In empathy: "I just hate when Frank does that you know?" "Same..." Really anything: *CAR HORN BLARES* "Same"

49. Yes hello
The perfect way to start any sentence. "Yes hello you are under arrest" "Yes hello I like your shoes." "Yes hello I have arrived."

1 comment:

  1. Oh my goat-soda, these are wonder-fantastico! Like, so grood they're fifty shades of cray. Super men are resting. Anyway, I just wanted to say yellow!

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Just a quick hello or something, PLEASE????