First Impressions Are Everything*

The first line of a story can be the difference between buying it or putting it back on the shelf. Here is a list of what I think are the most awesome first lines.

10. Carol enjoyed playing practical jokes.**
9. I can't take it anymore!
8. If only I had taken out the trash the first time
7. I hit the ground. Hard.
6. How many different names could there possibly be for a mental ward!?***
5. "Did you just say Jesus set you on fire?"****
4. It's not like murder was what I originally planned, that part just sort of...happened
3. I hate radio shows
2. Funny how it's never that simple when you're standing on the edge of the cliff
1. There was no doubt about it, the bird was following me.

*I almost accidentally posted this as First Impressions Ate Everything
**This is kind of a joke but it was something that popped up in a random first line generator
***As far as my knowledge goes 36 but that's a different blog post
****My friend once thought I said this what I really said was "Jesus! He set me on fire!" I was playing a video game...

Yellow

Not as in the color. As in what I say when I answer the phone. "Yellow, Thunderbird speaking."

Watching HIMYM.

So distracted.

Be a bee. R bee. Tree R bee. Raspberry. Mite people. Frogs.


AND OMG THAT WAS SALLY FROM WAREHOUSE 13! Cool.


Crazy rabbit. Shoe polish.

T-Bird out. Sherbet.

What time is it?

Summer time? Adventure time? NO! STORY TIME!

Urrrm...not time for me to tell you a story, time for me to write one...

And then tell you about it...

And...wow...





This post was quite un needed...




Then again most are...


Ok...


I'm going to stop now


yeah...

Taking a Stand *UPDATE*

So me and the IMDb poster are cool again. Not that we ever weren't cool. Now I have decide to bash in the heads of idiot trolls!

I feel pretty good about it, but I'm kind of disapointed that their are people like that out in the world. At risk of sounding clichéd, if you don't have anything nice to say say nothing at all.

So yes. It's a good life for me.

I'm trolling's new sheirff and I'm bashing in the trolls!

(I like that the tag is 'taking a stande')

Taking a Stand

If you read the title and thought it was going to be some big inspiring story...sorry.

So the other day I made a comment on a message board on IMDb, it was a short little thing, not to many words, about Allison Scags
What I've noticed is she plays Crazy people alot.

Drake and Josh: Sent to mental ward
Mental: self explainitory
Warehouse 13: Checked herself into a mental ward

Today I got this as an answer to my comment

Seriously? You're going to label Claudia as crazy? Have you watched Warehouse 13? Because if you did, unless you didn't pay attention, you'd know she's far from crazy, even at that time she was upset because her brother had "disappeared" and though she knew what happened to him others didn't understand. There was a reason behind it and it was not due to her being crazy.

As for the Mental ep you're talking about, she was not crazy either. Her character was gender reassigned as a baby and she knew she didn't belong in the body of a girl. Even what she did in that ep can not be considered crazy except by people who are ignorant of the feelings of mentally ill people. Depressed people, as her character was, are not crazy. People who feel they're the wrong gender are not crazy either. You're being insensitive to people who've suffered with mental illness of any type by calling her 2 characters crazy.


I must admit my first reaction to this was being pissed off. I mean HOW DARE SOMEONE QUESTION MY LOYALTY TO WAREHOUSE 13????!???? But then I read it and I do see their point kind of. So instead of just letting them get away with their OWN assumtions, I took a stand. (Hence the title)

Okay. Fine. I see all your points, and perchance some things should have been re-worded. People who thought they were going crazy, but aren't.


The Mental episode, I can't saw that I saw it, but hey ignorance isn't an excuse now is it? Sorry for making false statments.


And conserning mental illness. I'd have to say crazy is a strong word, but before you call me ignorant why don't you get some of YOUR facts straight. In the past six months I have been doing reseach for a story about someone who has a mental illness. Calling her characters crazy, is somewhat like calling Native Americans, Indians. Not at all correct, but most people aren't going to blow up in your face if you say it.

Not that I mind the outburst, because I really don't. I'm glad that you will go through this to set the record straight. Just make sure you don't start jumping to conclusions.

Also, yes. I do watch Warehouse 13. It's my favorite show and Claudia is my favorite character. I regret that I made you assume otherwise

HA! Can't wait till they read THAT! I do hope they don't blow up at me again though...

In which I pretended I was Jewish for several hours and the story of my being

Ok. I didn't really pretend I was Jewish. I just went to my friends Bat Mitzvah. Soooo...that doesn't really count at all.

In other Thunderbird related news...hang on, did I ever tell you why I am The Thunderbird? No? (Man answering my own question makes me feel like a kids program) Well then here it is:

I was at a swim dinner thingy and they were passing out the awards and I was real happy that my nick name was on it, when my mom mentions that she tells the people what name to put on the award. So I asked if she would put Thunderbird on mine next year. She said no, but I kept up on saying I was Thunderbird and now it's just stuck around with my friends and me.

So yes...I gave myself a nickname (HA! Take that whoever said you can't make up your own nickname!)

Anyways. Uh...





Well that was awkward.

Um. Well...I'll just make a seprate post for that...other...thing