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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Dam Safety

Happy National Dam Safety Awareness Day!


Yep May 31 is National Dam Safety Awarness Day!
Don't ask me why I know this, perhaps another post...


So while I study for finals you enjoy this song I wrote about today

Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
But dam safety is important too.

Dam safety Awareness day is on May 31st,
Mark your calendars and prepare for the worst.
We wouldn’t want that dam to burst.
A do do do do do do.

If the dam breaks run for the hills.
Running is filled with lots of thrills.
Drowning can give you the chills,
a do do do do do.

Never play baseball on a dam.
Never attempt to chuck a ham.
There’s a lot of stuff you shouldn’t do on a dam.
A do do do do do.

Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
But dam safety is important toooooooooooo YEAH!

AND IF YOU SEE A RIVER

DAM IT!
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  1. AnonymousJune 2, 2011 at 1:12 AM

    ...LOL. I like the "Never attempt to chuck a ham" part. I can't say I have. So far, so good.

    Also - good luck with finals! I hate tests (who doesn't?). I always second-guess myself and screw up my correct answers.

    ~Mystery~

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