HEEEY YOU!!

HEY YOU!

Yes you. I have to tell you something REALLY important!

Okay, are you listening?

If you like my blog PLEASE let me know and PLEASE spread the word!You can comment, follow, tell your friends, strangers, tweet about it, link it in your Facebook profile, make flyers and pass them out, write the url in the sky with a plane, change your friends' homepages to it, have it tattooed on your face, send out a mass text, write a letter to your local congress, eat your vegetables, make a tribute band, start a chain letter, spray paint it on a building, spell it out with alpha-bits, use your wits to build a machine and brainwash the general public, make a trendy internet video, whisper it in a horse's ear, brand it on a cow, enslave the human race, make it your bible, tell it on the mountain, start a fan club, respect your elders, do a flash mob, call random numbers to tell them about it, make a piece of art using only posts from this blog, tweet it again, start a webcomic, make a board game, post it on reddit, signal boost on tumblr, make a t-shirt, start a cult, make a crappy flash game, write a book with an extremely similar situation, call your in-laws, spread it on the grapevine, stitch it in a baby's blanket, tell your kids, tell a little birdy, you know whatever!

Just please let me know!
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Thursday, October 18, 2012

And The Winner Is...

So today I set out to chase the bus again.

Well no, that's not exactly true.

You see, I had just said farewell to Sam as she got on the bus and I was talking to my other friends Erin and Katie, waiting for the bus to leave.

However, mid-sentence I was cut off by the honk of a horn. Looking up I saw the bus driver looking right at me. He pointed ahead of him.

He was making sure I was ready for the race.

And so race I did. When the bus reached the stoplight the bus driver opened the door and said quite plainly

"You win."

As the bus drove away I saw Sam staring at me out the window, shaking her head lightly.

Sorry Sam. I don't think I could stop now even if I wanted to.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

It happened

You know those people on the internet who you always see people asking advice from?

That was me just now.

Someone came

To me.

They told me first of all in a rather long message about how much they loved my blog, and them they asked me for advice.

I'm walking on clouds.

Monday, August 13, 2012

I Love The Internet

It's the only place in the universe where comparing Caesar and Brutus to teenage girls at "that time of the month" can result in a marriage proposal.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the internet isn't normal. And that's why it's so great