Fan-tastic

There is a certaint point in fandom where you drop last names.

Just think, have you ever gone "Oh she's in that movie with Brad!" or "That was a really good show from Katy tonight!"

Is it because we worry someone won't know which Katy you mean? Maybe.

But calling a complete stranger by just their first name is weird. Sure we call new people we met by their first name, but we intend on having further interaction with them.

How many of you see that it is realistic and posisible in the future that you will meet Brad Pitt and become good friends with him?

If you do then fine, call him Brad. Otherwise it's kind of weird.

IS that why pre-made nametags have first and last names? To cut the tension?

Just something for you all to think about

Say What?

I thought it might be fun if I posted some of the things that I say (or used to say) a lot. So in no particular order...

1. What the Hell Sandwich?
This is a recent one really, I haven't said it all that much yet but it's looking to be a catchy catchphrase

2. Zoinks
And other assorted pop culture phrases I picked up from Claudia. Holy Catchphrase Batman!

3. KOay
I recently started saying this again. Instead of saying O K, I started saying K O ay. Weird quirk I suppose

4. Sup
I said sup before it was cliche for cool.
I don't really anymore...

5. Yellow
I answer the phone yellow sometimes...It's incredibly corny I know but I just do

6. Eyup
MLP (I won't say what it stands for figure it out...) and Connor have rubbed this phrase into me

7. I know right?
It's annoying addictive.
(I know right?)

8. Don't be such a lizard!
What a lizard exactly refers to in normal language, I'm not sure yet but I have a history of calling people animals. Which brings me to...

9. You're a fish
Fish did have a meaning in this case. Back when I was in swimming during on of the sets this one girl Olivia kept sitting out to 'fix her goggles' I called her a fish. Being a fish means that you're lazy. Which is ironic considering the situation.

10. Creepy Grandchild
Not really do much as a catchphrase as a fact. The Marriage Triangle (see post Zombies and Marriage Triangles) has escalated to the point that we have a fleshed out family tree, and my grandchild has a crush on all three of her grandparents.

11. GET A BOX!
The catchphrase of the great POWERS/CARR podcast, This is Really Happening. Great for times of frustration

12. Shiz
How could I forget my obsession with that? It popped up in every story I wrote!

13. Shut up
I don't mean to say I tell a lot of people to shut their yappers, I usually say it to myself in my head when I'm ranting. The shut up alarm is going off right now

That's as many as I can think up now. Look for a Say What 2? Which would have anything I missed and look forward to a collection of inside jokes explained

Sharpness Revisted

Remember the post Sharpness?

If not go back and read it! I'll wait...

You done? Good.

So at the end of Sharpness I say I just might have a scar now. Well I do.

It's a handy (no pun intended) way to constantly remind Ben of his deeds.

And it's V shaped (:

Marriage Triangles and Zombies

Not zombies in marriage triangles, separate things. So which first? ZOMBIES!!!

#tweeterzombietakeover

We have a tumblr.

http://tweeterzombietakeover.tumblr.com/

Now for Marriage Triangles

Today marks the day I married Conner and Sasha. Conner and Sasha were married and I decided I wanted in on the hypothetical nonsense. So I married both of them. Making this a literal love triangle.

It also made for an awkward bus ride. Conner decided that since I was his wife he would sit next to me with his arm around me.

This can only get worse...I'll keep you posted

You swear (I laugh)

Swearing makes me laugh. Whether it's "God-Dammit mike!" or "Seriously, you're gonna take up the whole fucking hallway?" I will be laughing.

Even if I'm not smiling, trust me, I'm dying inside.

Unexpected swearing makes me laugh harder.

"And I had finally stopped thinking about Tori...fuck."

"So I got this new car and well shit."

"Damn you Republicans!" (Known to some as Hoover you Robinson)

I think I'm just really weird but, hey if it's funny to you too, tell me

Every. Fraking. Year.

WARNING! I AM ABOUT TO RANT.

First off, you need to know I like to build things with Lego. And giving my liking to writing sometimes building a fantasy world in Lego with mini figures helps get the creative juices flowing.

Now I can tell you that I have two younger cousins that come over for thanksgiving, and every single year my Lego world is destroyed.

It's gotten to the point were I have to choose what's most valuable, box it up, and stick it on the top shelf.

Yet somehow, no matter what measures I take, destroyed.

I think the only way at least SOME of my things can be saved is for me to hide it in my closet on the very top shelf in the back.

As much as I'd like to see the damage I really don't want to know.

Now let me add another layer to my anger. I have another pair of cousins that build things too.

It's one thing for me to rebuild my stuff, quite another to rebuild someone else's.

I see these other cousins about twice a year and thanks to those destructive little boys the majority of Lego time is spent rebuilding.

I think I'm going to post the next chapter of Sad, Tortured, and British on FictionPress now, get my mind off Lego

*UPDATE*

It got worse. My heart breaks a little more everytime I look at it. I want to stop but I can't, it's like a bad car wreck I can't stop looking.

Part of me wants to rip apart their creations to see their reactions. Tell them that what they are feeling, the anger and sadness is what I'm feeling, only worse because they just wanted something to do. Ask them if they even considered what they were doing.

But I can't. I can stand up to people and tell them off about just about anything. But every year when this happens to my legos, I can't.

I suppose it's because I know they won't get it. Curse me and this knowledge because I'd probably feel alot better.

Then again I also hate conflict and would rather keep the peace, in that way I'm such a pushover.

To top it off I don't have a bed tonight. So yeah...today was fun.

Oh I also have to clean the mess up, not because they won't (Their parents will make them), I just know that...

Who am I kidding? It's over.

I just heard someone tell the kid their broken...thing...was an easy fix and it just sunk in. I really wish you could see this guys because you would know what I mean.

Well in conclusion to my sad and angry rant:

My(and my other cousins's) entire lego universe is destroyed

I really liked said lego universe


Silver Lining?
1. I have so many pent up feelings left, so I am going to be really productive in terms of writing tonight.
2. Lack of a quiet place to sleep will force me to stay awake meaning I can finish Fringe
3. I can also pick up the remains of my shattered universe.

Who me?

Me? Crying?

No I just...uh...have a cold.

(I need to stop reading Steve and Claudia FanFictions)

Light and Dabbles(ugh)

Today has had it's ups and downs I will admit, but right now I feel pretty, light.

I had to do a complete over through of my room. The politicians Clutter and Chaos needed to be put out of power! I had to take back what is mine. Occupy Thunderbird's room!

Yeah so I had been reading a bit of news regarding OWS...what's it to you!?!

But the thing that has made me feel light (other then the sudden appearance of my floor) is I got my computer back! I'm not posting from there because even though I just got a plug-in Internet connection, I have to put in the network key and it's a bunch of random letters and numbers so I can't really ask as I'm supposed to be sleeping.

Well in other news that really long run-on sentence I just produced is why I have editors for CPRB. Speaking of which having the computer back means no more shall I get bouts of inspiration I can do nothing about.

Did I say bouts? I feel like bursts would have made more sense there. All things considered anyway. Like how I question bouts in my vocab but not shall...(:

Bouts huh? That reminds me of how much I HATE the word 'dabbles'
I don't really know why but something about the word just...ugh...I hate it. Dabbles. Agh. Why yes I do dabble in the fine arts. Blagh! Go fall in a hole. But a shallow one because I don't hate you. I hate dabbles. And dabbling. And dabbled, dabble, so yes pretty much any form of dabble. Not too shallow though, just enough so you don't die. Unfortunately I've been too lazy to look up other words so...dabble...has to be used. I once wrote dabbles of stories. Which is actually how I discovered my burning hatred for the word. Dabble. It's a ridiculous word, but not a fun ridiculous like say...Razzmatazz. It's a stupid snobby word. I extremely dislike this post for it's overuse of dabble.

One could say I dabble in the art of dabble hating.

That one could go fall in a shallow hole.

So

Tell me a holocaust joke!

I don't know any,anne frankly, I don't find them that funny!

Oh. I did nazi that coming

I'm Hungary

Did you Czech the fridge?

I'm Russian to the kitchen now

Find any Turkey?

Yeah but it's covered in Greece

It seems you're stuck between Iraq and a hard place

Yeah Iran from the kitchen

Well don't Rome! I'll be there with food in a bit


Yep I'm bored

Pride

I don't mean just Pride in general. I mean that feeling that you get when your off doing whatever and then out of the blue you hear a song you love.

Now if you just listen to the normal radio you won't know what I'm talking about. Your favorite songs probably play all the time no matter where you are or what your doing. They're in movies, tv, playing in stores, cars, and pretty much anywhere you can think if.

I mean if your a big Radiohead fan for example (Which I am) and your sitting on the computer playing Sims while your sister watches a movie that your only half paying attention to and suddenly your ears hear Radiohead. Your attention snaps to the movie and you listen, maybe even mutter to your sister 'Hey, this is Radiohead'.

A sense of pride comes over you then. Not for knowing the song really, nowadays all people need is the Internet and they automatically know everything.

This isn't a song people play everyday so you don't find it popular. So when you do hear this you feel pride in the band for, maybe only for a moment, getting a chance at the rest of us. For just a couple seconds in Something Borrowed, people knew Radiohead.

That's not to say if the band suddenly is popular your ecstatic for them. *cough* Foster The People *cough*

It's because of your pride in this band that you've almost staked a claim on them. This was YOUR favorite band. It can't be everyone else's too. After all, where were they when this band was just a couple of guys trying to make a living? Where were they when they let a basic cable Syfy show borrow the rights? (Pumped up Kicks was played on the episode Vendetta of Season 2 of Warehouse 13, a week later they released the song) After all they think the song is a month old.

There's a bit of pride when it comes to our taste in music. Alright. A lot. Hearing the first few bars of a song we never hear can make our day.

Maybe it's just me. But keep that in mind next time you go 'Hey, I know this song'

Contented and Sammy Keyes

Just finished Night of Skulls. Which is sad because I only got it a couple hours ago. That by the way is the only thing I dislike about Sammy Keyes. They are so good and well written it only takes a day to finish them.

Ah well, I liked that Holly got to be in this one quite a bit. Holly is one of my favorites. Yep Sammy and Holly are like Charlie and Don't. Sorta. I spend way to much time on CPRB.

Time for a bit of shameless self promotion though. Wish I could give you a link but I can't right now so...

I want you, faithful readers, to go to FictionPress and in the humor part of the fiction section look for a story called Sad, tortured, and British: A life story. By parkitcharlie. Worth your time if you ask me, but I wrote it and am therefore utterly biased.

PS I'm not british!

More Then You Realize

I asked for my computer back. I had done what she asked, went a week straight without missing homework. Granted my week started last TUESDAY instead of Monday but I waited out an extra day just for that.

Apparently that doesn't work. I have to start on Monday. I'm not allowed to 'pick and choose'. I must be held accountable for late work that wasn't turned in BEFORE the deal had been made.

It really pisses me off.

Not because I can't go online, or tweet, or get on Facebook, or blog. No my iPod does all that.

It bugs me more then I let on.

I. Can't. Write.

Sure there's paper and pencil but I've said it before, I need to star typing it up. Once I have typed it I can whisk it away to my editors(friends) edit a bit myself.

Only then will I feel comfortable with sharing it.

I did what they asked, and I really am trying.

Sheesh it's arguments like my parent's though that are the reasons the carrot and the stick don't work.

Maybe it's just the fact that I've been stumbling psychology a lot more lately but here's how I see it; they set me a goal 'Go a week without missing any homework' my reward was I get back my computer. So I go and do just that. My reward is that I am told I didn't do what they ask and need to try again.

Though I'd like to think I get what they are saying, my pride and psychology articles tell me otherwise.

What this is teaching my mind is, in the simplest way of putting it, it does you no good to do as you're told.
Yeah, that thinking will fix my grades.

Maybe they were expecting overnight miracles. They wanted me to pop out of bed, sing a song, do my chores, all while preaching the word of the lord! (Okay probably not that last part, maybe the song though...xD)

Here's the thing about that. Surprise surprise, that's not how it works.

See another thing my articles taught me is this; One of the worst things you can do is force yourself to do something. Why? If you don't want to do something you tend to get distracted which leads to boredom which leads to sloppy rushed work. (Yes I said distraction leads to boredom, it's not the other way around) In order for this homework habit to work I need to get why this is important. I already know the obvious, no homework no A's. But years of getting by with it have taught my brain otherwise.

Right now, it's baby steps. Understand the importance of the material, get that there is and will continue to be homework. Then I can work on a habit of doing the work. I already know the second part and I'm working on the second. Old habits die hard so they say.

What I hope you got from my rant-like post was this A person can't change overnight, so don't expect them to. Change takes time.

Also, I really want my computer back.

Eat Fresh

I don't know why I hang out at the library sometimes. It gets so crowded and loud at the one by my school.

However the nearby Subway not only takes care of my hunger needs but has the wifi the library has AND is quiet! Yeah, go figure.

Well it does play the radio but eh... Free refills here. I swear though, if a coffee shop was nearby I'd be in heaven. Especially if it was a hipster coffee shop because they wouldn't play the radio there...

Ah Radiohead and coffee cake.

Better then meatball subs and Black Eyed Peas

Explanations

The last post was directly related to the amount of time I've been spending on CPRB, NOT my mental health...

Also I have no life. But I'm working on that.

Well...

That's all folks!

Hypothetically Speaking of Course...

If I had two people always following me around and talking to me, and I talked to them. That would be okay.

Now let's say these people aren't really people, they're...I don't know Dogs. Quirky, perhaps a tad odd, but still okay.

Now let's say these people aren't people. They're voices. That would be bad.

So, I have these voices that I chat with in my head. The voices are never mean and degrading, they are just like another person to talk to...aside from the fact that they don't exist. Would this still be considered a bad thing? The voices do no harm, sometimes they even cheer you up, so are they wrong?

In terms of flat out mental health, if I hear these voices and talk back to them, argue with them, confide in them, is that bad?

Hypothetically speaking of course.

Lessons Learned

First off I would just like to say...


CPRB* IS GOING AWESOMELY


Ahem now for the blog post of today.

Okay so I've learned a couple things since my last post. I also started watching Joan of Arcadia but NOT RELAVENT!

1. When reading FanFiction I have the tendancy to laugh suddenly at nothing then stop. And then laugh at my random outburst.

What's up with that? I mean it isn't that funny most of the time. I guess it's me having a weird fan moment...come to think of it when watching Warehouse 13 I get all hyper and laugh at nothing...

2. There IS such thing as a chair repairman.

Okay. Well that was something I just randomly inserted in an IMPROV scene.

3. I feel the need to capitalize IMPROV.

I just realized this. Weird...

4. I practicaly talk to myself on this blog.

I honestly have no idea if anyone is reading these sometimes, so it's like I'm just sitting in the corner talking to myself. Which brings me to...

5. I talk to myself. Like A LOT.

I always knew that I talked to myself, and maybe even a tad more then the average American. But no, I'm practicaly a schizophrenic. Which moves us right along to my final lesson...

6. OMG! I have a case of schizophrenia!

It may just be a mild one but...I should really see someone about that huh?


*For those of you that forgot CPRB is Charlie Parkit Reboot in which I am rebooting my story that I wrote on LiveJournal

Ranterview

I just posted a 4000+ character ranterview (rant/review) on somebody's fanfic...

Dear me I must seem crazy to them.

Ah well. It was like me posting on here actually.

Speaking my mind freely, but most likely talking to myself...


Now I'm thoughtfull...Deep the 3rd coming soon?

Pancakes*

Why did I read that?

STUPID STUPID STUPID

I need to write. Like right now. WHY AREN'T MY PARENTS ASLEEP YET?

What the heck are they watching? Is the stupid baseball game STILLLLLLL on?

I found a movie that would scare the pants of my main character. Night of the Lepus. Do your reseach connect the dots...

I am creepy sometimes.

That. Doesn't. Even. Logicaly. Follow. This.

That's a lie it does. But....ughhh WHY DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN!????!!??

Ok it's clear that I need to express these pent up feelings quickly before I take it out on my twitter followers or something...

Dirt.

WHAT?

I. Need. Help.

Please end baseball game. For the sake of my sanity

Oh this suddenly reminds me of a quote from Saul Rubinik

"You stupid, stupid, asshole"

*This was a conversation I decided to put in my story after a conversation with my sister
"So what class do you have next?"
"Pancakes, how is that even relative? Stupid. Stupid. Stupid."
"Uh..."

24 Hours Earlier

HEEEEEEYYYYY YO! Not Heyo HEY-YO! Two words...


Anywho...I'm going to post the start of a story, and if you want more TELL ME and I will provide.

24 Hours Earlier

I woke up staring at the celing. My head ached. Slowly, I sat up, waiting for my vision to return. I knew that I was lying in the middle of the room. I also knew that in my right hand was a nice golf putter. It was too dark to know much more.

I know what you're thinking, why are you lying on the ground with a golf club? Well first off it ISN'T a club. It's a putter. Secondly It all started back when the world was made and a little thing called GRAVITY was born. Well that's a part of it at least.

I guess it REALLY all started 24 hours earlier...

Running up That Hill

I'm fine...but if you could see me right now you would know I am totally not fine. At the state i'm in now a billion things could make me go from fine to not fine. Most of them you really need to have watched the series to know but still.

10. The mention of Warehouse 13
9. The name Steve or Claudia
8. Bombs
7. Apples
6. Screen Shots from Warehouse right now
5. The Dead Zone
4. The distance between me and next summer
3. BFFEWYLION
2. The song Running up That Hill
1. Watching that finale again

I need to pull myself together, yet all I really want to do is watch that amazing finale again...

Insomniac

Tonight was the season 3 finale of Warehouse 13. And it was amazing. So now here I am, supposed to be going to sleep. How the HELL do you sleep after that, knowing you won't be able to see it again till next year. I'll tell you, you DON'T. You get inspired and you express the pent up feelings that are now bubbling inside if you.

But first, the performance I just witnessed from the cast of Warehouse 13 was Emmy worthy. So how come no Emmy's this year? How come the world can get Japanese Toilets to trend on twitter because some high pitched teenager tweeted something about it, yet an amazingly well written, directed, and preformed piece gets NOTHING. How come Syfy's cutesy show that's on it's last leg gets a mention in Entertainment Weekly but the show that's pulling in all the ratings gets NOTHING. Before I apologize for my rant, I leave you this, Warehouse 13 is an amazing show. The seasons keep getting better as they go on. Please watch it. Please.

So sorry for going ranty on you but that's how I feel. Also warning I don't feel like I'm done ranting. Expect a new post at 3am

First Impressions Are Everything*

The first line of a story can be the difference between buying it or putting it back on the shelf. Here is a list of what I think are the most awesome first lines.

10. Carol enjoyed playing practical jokes.**
9. I can't take it anymore!
8. If only I had taken out the trash the first time
7. I hit the ground. Hard.
6. How many different names could there possibly be for a mental ward!?***
5. "Did you just say Jesus set you on fire?"****
4. It's not like murder was what I originally planned, that part just sort of...happened
3. I hate radio shows
2. Funny how it's never that simple when you're standing on the edge of the cliff
1. There was no doubt about it, the bird was following me.

*I almost accidentally posted this as First Impressions Ate Everything
**This is kind of a joke but it was something that popped up in a random first line generator
***As far as my knowledge goes 36 but that's a different blog post
****My friend once thought I said this what I really said was "Jesus! He set me on fire!" I was playing a video game...

Yellow

Not as in the color. As in what I say when I answer the phone. "Yellow, Thunderbird speaking."

Watching HIMYM.

So distracted.

Be a bee. R bee. Tree R bee. Raspberry. Mite people. Frogs.


AND OMG THAT WAS SALLY FROM WAREHOUSE 13! Cool.


Crazy rabbit. Shoe polish.

T-Bird out. Sherbet.

What time is it?

Summer time? Adventure time? NO! STORY TIME!

Urrrm...not time for me to tell you a story, time for me to write one...

And then tell you about it...

And...wow...





This post was quite un needed...




Then again most are...


Ok...


I'm going to stop now


yeah...

Taking a Stand *UPDATE*

So me and the IMDb poster are cool again. Not that we ever weren't cool. Now I have decide to bash in the heads of idiot trolls!

I feel pretty good about it, but I'm kind of disapointed that their are people like that out in the world. At risk of sounding clichéd, if you don't have anything nice to say say nothing at all.

So yes. It's a good life for me.

I'm trolling's new sheirff and I'm bashing in the trolls!

(I like that the tag is 'taking a stande')

Taking a Stand

If you read the title and thought it was going to be some big inspiring story...sorry.

So the other day I made a comment on a message board on IMDb, it was a short little thing, not to many words, about Allison Scags
What I've noticed is she plays Crazy people alot.

Drake and Josh: Sent to mental ward
Mental: self explainitory
Warehouse 13: Checked herself into a mental ward

Today I got this as an answer to my comment

Seriously? You're going to label Claudia as crazy? Have you watched Warehouse 13? Because if you did, unless you didn't pay attention, you'd know she's far from crazy, even at that time she was upset because her brother had "disappeared" and though she knew what happened to him others didn't understand. There was a reason behind it and it was not due to her being crazy.

As for the Mental ep you're talking about, she was not crazy either. Her character was gender reassigned as a baby and she knew she didn't belong in the body of a girl. Even what she did in that ep can not be considered crazy except by people who are ignorant of the feelings of mentally ill people. Depressed people, as her character was, are not crazy. People who feel they're the wrong gender are not crazy either. You're being insensitive to people who've suffered with mental illness of any type by calling her 2 characters crazy.


I must admit my first reaction to this was being pissed off. I mean HOW DARE SOMEONE QUESTION MY LOYALTY TO WAREHOUSE 13????!???? But then I read it and I do see their point kind of. So instead of just letting them get away with their OWN assumtions, I took a stand. (Hence the title)

Okay. Fine. I see all your points, and perchance some things should have been re-worded. People who thought they were going crazy, but aren't.


The Mental episode, I can't saw that I saw it, but hey ignorance isn't an excuse now is it? Sorry for making false statments.


And conserning mental illness. I'd have to say crazy is a strong word, but before you call me ignorant why don't you get some of YOUR facts straight. In the past six months I have been doing reseach for a story about someone who has a mental illness. Calling her characters crazy, is somewhat like calling Native Americans, Indians. Not at all correct, but most people aren't going to blow up in your face if you say it.

Not that I mind the outburst, because I really don't. I'm glad that you will go through this to set the record straight. Just make sure you don't start jumping to conclusions.

Also, yes. I do watch Warehouse 13. It's my favorite show and Claudia is my favorite character. I regret that I made you assume otherwise

HA! Can't wait till they read THAT! I do hope they don't blow up at me again though...

In which I pretended I was Jewish for several hours and the story of my being

Ok. I didn't really pretend I was Jewish. I just went to my friends Bat Mitzvah. Soooo...that doesn't really count at all.

In other Thunderbird related news...hang on, did I ever tell you why I am The Thunderbird? No? (Man answering my own question makes me feel like a kids program) Well then here it is:

I was at a swim dinner thingy and they were passing out the awards and I was real happy that my nick name was on it, when my mom mentions that she tells the people what name to put on the award. So I asked if she would put Thunderbird on mine next year. She said no, but I kept up on saying I was Thunderbird and now it's just stuck around with my friends and me.

So yes...I gave myself a nickname (HA! Take that whoever said you can't make up your own nickname!)

Anyways. Uh...





Well that was awkward.

Um. Well...I'll just make a seprate post for that...other...thing

Math

My mom took the plastic thing out of my Mathmatic Tools kit.

This made me very unhappy as now it was just a container with stuff in it.

I am very very very very unhappy.


*UPDATE*
She gave it back. This pleases me.

GetGlue

Okay so today I FINALLY got my elite fan sticker on getglue (even though it was my 130 somethingth check in not my 100th) And as I sat there being proud it occured to me, THE CURRENT GURU ISN'T EVEN A FAN!  I mean I am probably, the ONLY elite fan and could quote the episodes WORD FOR WORD and I'm not guru! I mean WHAT THE FROG?! The guru hasn't even checked in FIVE times and I have checked in 132!!! (I checked)*

That would be like me being the guru of Carebears even though I have never seen it!

Anyways tonight I am doing an interview for the Fandom Planet wish me luck!

Goldilocks

OOOOOOOKAAY Bloggy Bloggarts! I haven't posted in awhile! (but you knew that!) So you, yes YOU, the person reading, get a special treat!* It's a rap. That I wrote. About Goldilocks. Coming to a Youtube page near you this fall.

I was walking through the woods when I met three bears

and they told me about a girl who sat in their chairs

And she ate their porridge and she slept in their bed

And at the end of the ordeal they wanted her dead

Now she was a little girl, not that old

And she had blonde hair but some say gold

Was she a delinquent? Well she’d been around the blocks.

And everyone called her Goldilocks

I said Goldilocks, Why’d you eat the porridge?

Goldilocks, Just stay out of those chairs!

Now Goldilocks, you must be crazy for messing around with those three bears

Goldilocks was picky so the story went

Too this Too that, whatever that meant

But when it came to one bear, she didn’t put up a fight

Never this or that but always just right

And when the bears found her they gave her quite a scare

Little Goldilocks got the heck out of there!

I said Goldilocks, Why’d you eat the porridge?

 Goldilocks, Just stay out of those chairs!

Now Goldilocks, you must be crazy for messing around with those three bears

That was the last the bears saw of her

She’ll never come back of that I am sure

Goldilocks was breaking and entering too

And if the bears had caught her she’d be Gold Stew

So the moral of this story that was so crazy

Make your own porridge, don’t be lazy!

TADAAAAA! Hope you liked it!

*Okay not really I treat, I was going to post this anyway...

Hulk

NO FEEL LIKE USING MANY WORDS. SO HERE LIFE.

CONCERT. BNL. VIP. FUN. UP ARCH. SCARY.

GET IPOD. WAREHOUSE 13. STAN LEE. EUREKA.

FARNSWORTH. ALTOIDS. TODAY.

CAT. DRAWING. P.A.T.L.E.

FACEBOOK

Telling you not to make me angry, this has been Thunderbird

WAREHOUSE 13

IT'S BAAAAAAACK! Me too...

Yes my favorite show, and probably the reason I have a BLOG is back. AND IT'S DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY* for me!

In other news, I now measure funny in house plants** And four house plants in pretty darn funny.

More random tidbits:

-I am getting a Fargo bobblehead and coffee mug soon***
-Someone made me a Warehouse 13 wallet
-I now own a pillow pet...
-One of the stars of Warehouse 13 commented on a photo I had on facebook
-Oh yeah, did I ever mention I facebook?****
-I made this website for my comic http://www.bobandjane.webs.com/
-Oh yeah I make comics too...
-I took an improv class, which ended today
-I got my sister to start catching up on her Warehouse 13
-I became..NO WAIT-- I use Get Glue
-I became a Guru***** of 2 things on Get Glue

And that's all I feel like saying for now.

*Quote from latest episode. Anyways Warehouse 13 is a show about "two Secret Service agents find themselves abruptly transferred to Warehouse 13 -- a massive, top-secret storage facility in windswept South Dakota that houses every strange artifact, mysterious relic, fantastical object and supernatural souvenir ever collected by the U.S. government. The Warehouse's caretaker Artie (Saul Rubinek) charges Pete (Eddie McClintock) and Myka (Joanne Kelly) with chasing down reports of supernatural and paranormal activity in search of new objects to cache at the Warehouse, as well as helping him to control the warehouse, itself" PS I copyed and pasted from get glue (;

**It's a weird story but anyways the just is that I was trying to be funny and said that a house plant was funny-er than a dancing walrus and then it keep going and now I think house plants are funny...That explained nothing did it?

***Fargo is from another one of my favorite shows, Eureka, and is played by the lovable Neil Grayston

****If you wanted to be friends with me on Facebook, then look For Thunderbird Anzalone. Otherwise like my pages on FB (Bob and Jane Comics) or join PATLE (it's a group and stands for People against the leprechaun's existance)

*****Okay I kind of cheated to become Guru and just made my sister vote for me...

My iPod

My iPod never stops amazing me.

Not only is it self aware. But it has decided that when ever I can't find it, it will just show up in my DS case.
I don't know why I want an ipod touch, it probably won't be as awesome as my current ipod. Pictures of my lovable Ipod coming soon, now if I could just stop breaking my headphones...

4

Guess what movie (that's totally out of the age range of movies I should be watching by now) is coming to theaters in 4D this summer?

Alright you don't have to guess SPY KIDS 4!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW RIGHT? I figured after they did the whole 3D thing they'd be done but some smart guy (or girl at this point I'd love them anyways) said
"Hey I bet we could get one more movie out of this, maybe 2"
"And how are we going to do that?"
"Keep the orginal kids in the movie, but focus it on some new kids"
"Not bad but how do we keep people intrested"
"Simple. Make it in 4D"

Now will I miss Carman and Juni as the spot-light spies? Yeah, probably. And will it not be as good as the first three? Most definatly. But it's part of my childhood*, the reason why I'd ever recognize the name Dimension Films. And no matter what, it's going to be great seeing the OSS kicking butt again!

*Okay at my age I still am living my childhood but still...you get the point

What time is it?

There are several answers to this, 6:55, Adventure time...ect. ect.

But I was looking for Summer time!

FRIDAY IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!! (:

And my friend's birthday party...oh speaking of which I need a gift...darn...

Here enjoy this list of fake profanities!

Frak
Darn
Flowers For Algernon!
Ghosts of the Living!
Frogs!
Hoover you Robinson!

Dam Safety

Happy National Dam Safety Awareness Day!


Yep May 31 is National Dam Safety Awarness Day!
Don't ask me why I know this, perhaps another post...


So while I study for finals you enjoy this song I wrote about today

Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
But dam safety is important too.

Dam safety Awareness day is on May 31st,
Mark your calendars and prepare for the worst.
We wouldn’t want that dam to burst.
A do do do do do do.

If the dam breaks run for the hills.
Running is filled with lots of thrills.
Drowning can give you the chills,
a do do do do do.

Never play baseball on a dam.
Never attempt to chuck a ham.
There’s a lot of stuff you shouldn’t do on a dam.
A do do do do do.

Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
But dam safety is important toooooooooooo YEAH!

AND IF YOU SEE A RIVER

DAM IT!

Deep...Still

Since I am STILL in that kind of mood he is a poem I had to write for my Com. Arts class today.

Day Job

One window is all I need
To cause panic down below
The people they are not aware as helpless as a doe
Soon the country will be mourning
It's coming soon without warning
The President is dead

One window is all I need
To cure my itchy finger
But after I have finished I dare not linger
And soon the deed will be done
Just as soon as I load my gun
The President will be dead

One window is all I need
To end this wretched task
And yet I stand here hiding behind a faceless mask
It's all a sick and twisted show
To bad that I will have to go
The President is dead

One window is all I need
To end it all right now
Because letting him live is something I just can't allow
I guess this is it
A direct hit
Now the President is dead

One window is all I need
Here on Death row
If I'll every get one is something I do not know
There is no need for me to sob
It's just the problem wih my Day Job
At least the President is dead



No I am NOT planning on killing the president That just sorta happened.

Life is...

I'm feeling super deep at the moment so here are a few quotes from me on life

Life is like a vacuum cleaner, it sucks that's what it was made to do, but every once in a while something gets caught up in it and it doesn't really suck as much anymore.

Life is a gift you can't return without a receipt

Life is like a one way street, it doesn't do you much good to be looking back.

Life is like a bad gift that just keeps giving

Zombies? Zombies!

Today I found an AMA-ZING flash game called rebuild. Basicly you're running a town that's trying to rebuild after zombies take over. Need an idea of how AMA-ZING it truly is? I have been playing it for around three hours.

And that was just on easy! I can't wait to try NORMAL!

http://armorgames.com/play/10572/rebuild

Above is a link to play rebuild. Good luck try to stop playing once you've started, this game is like freakin potato chips!

Nosy

I am typing this post with y bnose,nso forgive my spelling. I'm ettingvba good speed with this thing. my keyboard smells nice... like technology. Yay.


Latly I HAVE BEEN WATCHING A TON BOF VcHARMED. its cool and that was sorta random...
OOPS i forgot t turn noff caps lock.
I leave you witht this; Wouldnt it be funny if you puked snakes?

42

Am I about to spill the secrets of the universe? Well I already did...

This post was more of a (Oh hey look, my Welcome says This blog has the secrets of the universe in it...42?)






I was truly expecting this to be a bit longer.....

**********************

I'm a record setter!

Got to love twitter...
**********************In case you wanted to know it was two hours thirty minutes. I was REALLY bored...

He'll get...I think...

So because I'm lazy just read this Keep in mind I'm the youngest by ALOT in my family

My Brother Matt: It's like that friend that Karen would always have come over just so he could help her with chores.

My Sister Karen: You mean Chris?

Matt: Yeah chris...

My other Brother RJ: Oh yeah her "friend"

Karen: *Laughs*

Matt: You weren't really friends

Karen: I was 13 Matt

Matt: I don't get it. You were friends.

Me: Oh you'll get it eventually...


He hasn't yet...

Banned

My cat is banned from the house. My mother really banned him from the house. So unless I have my keen watch over poor little (fat) Sparta, he's out in the rain...


Sooooo...

Sharpness

If you follow me on twitter you would have noticed this post last monday:

"Gahhh! My hand has been stabbed with sharpness! #Bleeding #INeedABandAid"

 

To make a long story short my hand got very well acquainted with a pair of scissors.

 

But this Blog isn't for short stories now is it? (That's my other blog http://hacks-r-me.livejournal.com/2010/ )

 

So it started normal enough, my friend Ben was atempting to cut a penny in half with a basic pair of safety scissors. Perfectly normal right? So the real trouble starts after I go and buy a chocolate muffin. I finished my muffin quickly and just like the lazy kid I am set about NOT throwing my trash away. Soon the whole table was batting around my muffin wrapper. Lo' behold the thing land in front of Ben. Ben naturaly goes to snip it with the scissors and guess what gets in the way? My hand. I just might have a lovely scar now.

 

So there. The first elaboration of Yo-Yo. One more to come.

 

Thunderbird is out!

 

Yo-yo

I didn't know what to name this post...


So rapid summary of everything remotly intresting that happened between now and my last post.

Got accidently stabbed (in the hand) with a sharp object

Made plans to go to DragonCon

Saw Seussical (school play)

Had a Mid-life crisis (TOTALLY NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY LIFE!)

Bought a Popeye shirt

Figured out a sex offender worked at my school

Met a new person

Was told I had pretty eyes (which was a little creepy...)

Changed my phone backround to the cover of a 'Sticker Fun Book of Dinosaurs'


So there you have it! And I may or may not elaborate on that other (more intresting) stuff later

Brb Q! (mmm ribs...)

Geeking out

Okay so last night my geek was sqeeling or whatever, WELL NOW IT"S FRIKKEN SCREAMING!

I submitted some stories to This is Reall Happening, a podcast on Crave online check it our it's awesome, anyways now Sax, 1/2 of the hosting dou Powers and Carr, is telling me through Skype I could be on the show and if I'm ever at a convention they could hook me up with press passes.

EPIC! Right now I'm trying to chat with him, eat pasta and post this. I think i'm ready for a publish post. I"ll BE BACK!

The Geek in The Warehouse T-Shirt

Okay fine it's really the geek in the pink but i don't wear pink so...there!

My inner geek is squealing with joy. In a steryotipical sense, geeks are into Syfy, Comics, computers, and gaming.

Yeah well I dabble...I hate that word...

Anyways I've turned into quite the Syfy geek. Lets see what are/were some of my favorite shows:

Veronica Mars
Being Human
WAREHOUSE 13!
Eureka
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Middleman
Pushing Daises

So one of those isn't Syfy but whatever...
Computers? I'm getting there...

Comics? Hard to do as most first copys are rare and comics are pricey.

Sometimes I listen to Fandom Planet though now I'm hypnotized by Sax Carr's latest podcast this is really happening...

Geek on fellow...geeks...

Hmmm...

I'm having conflicting feelings. I just saw a trailer for a new series or series re-make or whatever called Teen Wolf. It looked really amazing but the one thing that bothered me was that it was on MTV.

I love werewolves, but this is MTV here. It could be really bad.

I don't know if it's just the reluctant outsider in me, who doesn't think MTV is great at all or it's just that it looks to good to be true.

To forget about it or to remember, that is the question...

RTFM

Read The F***ING Manual for those of you who don't know. Also a quote from Miss Claudia Donovon on Warehouse 13.

I think I might have unintentionaly creeped some one out today, I guess we'll see...

In other news I kidnapped my brother's smurf and am now holding him for ransom. I don't think he cares enough about the smurf though...so collecting could be hard...

I'm going to (Not) go to bed right now...

Arrrrrrr

Last night, me and a twitter friend had a really long talk on pirate puns. I started it, the convorsation went like this

Them-I would love to be a pirate. Well, more of a fictional pirate, since I'd probably be hung if I was an actual pirate.

Me- I went to go see a movie on Pirates but they wouldn't let me in because it was rated arrrrr

Them-It was rated arrr for too much booty.

Me-So much booty I could hardly 'parrot'

Them-I nearly couldn't 'parrot' either. No surprise, since the pirate movie was called Booty and the Beast.

Me-Well let's not 'peg' the terribleness on the writers. They tried their beast

Them-True. Not everyone can capture how pirates really arrrr.

Me-I think one of the writers used to be a banker, but they lost intrest in the subject

Them-At least they didn't 'rum' from the story. I mean, they finished it out before he 'd-aaayy-d.'

Me-I think the pirates would have been more effcient using weapons of mast destruction

Them-Ayy don't know, learning to use those might have required a teacher a little more 'scurvy' than that lady from 'doubloon'.

Me-Course they prefer one on one combat. I hear they have a pretty good right hook

Them-I don't know, I've heard that they accidentally cutlasses.

Me-That makes me want to shed a privite tear

Them-That might've been the best one yet! It made me want to land-blubber!

Me-Well I hear it takes pirates forever to learn tha alphabet, they spend years at sea

Them-I'm not sure they learn it at all- pirates really have ship for brains.

Me-You're right though, I don't think they cannon!

Them-It might be hard though, with most of them having one ayyy. I don't think they have a .bounty. of books, either.

Me-No I suppose you're right. One came to my birthday party, but I suspect he was just there for doubloons!

Them-I think I just snorted up the contents of my lungs. And I'm sorry, I think he was only there for your booty.

Me-Okay that's it. I'm walking the plank on pirate puns and getting some shut ayy, I mean eye

Them-Fare thee well, me hartey

 

So that's I spent my night, what did you do?

Take it Back

BnL song. Big suprise there.

Any ways my profile on Spill got some creepy comment I'm a little freaked but everything should be okay if I ignore them.

I'm on spring break! Yays! Yay!!

Okay I thought I had more to say than this...awkward...

And i'll Take the Low Road

Happy St. Pattrick's Day everyone! I spent my evening watching Destination Truth live on Syfy, whilst helping a friend with homework. I'm tired. I'm sleeping.

Peace or something like it!

Beware The Ides of March!

Yep it's the fifteenth of march. A long while ago someone didn't heed that warning and so they died. (Yes I know more than that)

I got a haircut today. I don't know how I feel about it still, it isn't bad, I just...Something's off. She angled the front so it rests wonderfully in my face, constantly annoyying me. I think I like it, I just don't know.

I"m going to write a new LJ. Tonight. And if it wasn't posted tonight that means I had to do a quick close-the-laptop-pretend-you're-sleeping thing.

I'm off!

I'm on a roll...

This time. I feel my luck could change.

Little Radiohead to lift the spirits...because in my world that makes sense...

Anywho NO LJ TONIGHT! BUT I will be continuing work on my super secretish project. LJ possibly tomorrow?

I should really use the spell check button but I don't feel like it.

In the last story of the day, I presented my project, the one I finished last night. Yeah, my teacher started to pick a fight over something she missinterpreted. It was awesome. Totally made my project seem way longer than it really was. I'm thinking B.

Great. (:

I'm a Bull in a China Shop

I'm a kid in a candystore, i'm a tired old metaphor.

Couldn't think of anything else : /
If only I was super organized I wouldn't be spending the night like I'm going to be, reasearching EMFs. Don't get me wrong, if there was a list of the top 100 things I wouldn't want to be doing right now, it would make it. No that would be more along the lines of wrestle a walrus or kill Neil Grayston. But you know that list is a whole different post. It's not that this is going to be hard, just no fun.

Funny thing is the past few nights I haven't been staying up late and doing the stuff I normally do (Watch Buffy, write on LJ, blog...) because I didn't feel like it. Now that I have to stay up I'd much rather write.

I think this thing is due tomorrow or wednesday... I don't want to present first...wait no...I just don't want to present at all. Maybe if I work hard it will be awesome and i'll want to present...

Oh right...I'm making this thing in one night...

Testing 1, 2, 3...

Can anybody hear me? Doubt it. I need to spread the word 'bout this BLOG. In case you haven't already guessed, The Barenaked Ladies or BnL are one of my favorite bands. So there.

I have a fever. Which sucks. OR as I earlier stated, and I quote,

"My temp is on the rise. Awesome."

So if I miss school tomorrow I will make waffles. Which is nice. In theroy anyway.

Fingers Crossed, Thunderbird out!

Buffy

Did you know funeral homes are know places to host weddings, birthday partys, proms...

The world is ending.

Just Like Brian Wilson did

Yeah...what a long winded way to say I'm in bed right now. And another BnL refrance. Feels good to blog again...OH before I forget, FOR SURE theres another story. One because I need to write something. And two because I have to make deadlines...that I made...for myself.

In other news I had a dream I was a robot. which may or may not have had something to do with the fact I watched Astroboy the other day. Note: Don't watch cartoon movies with voiceovers by people you know. (Google if you want to know what I mean)

I am not a fan of Megan Fox. Why? Because she aposes ALLISON SCAGLIOTTI in the role for CASSIE HACK! Oh. And her thumbs are weird...

I'm keeping a stash of 7-up and Nilla wafers by my bed. Just in case.

Off topic (pft...like there IS a topic) But I want to meet someone named Justin Case. I hope he's alway super prepared for stuff. That would be...ironic. Then again my arch nemisis's name is Robinson. I don't know a robinson, but If I did I hope we became good friends.

Speaking of Robinson, I'd better get to LJ to write that thing huh? Well then, Thunderbird OUT!

I Think Never is Enough...

Yeah never is enough, I should never procrastinate again. It turns deadly for me.

Okay, maybe a new LJ story tonight. And I think from now on I will try to have my post title refrance something. In other news I'm not going to bed because I need to think of two reasearch projects that won't make me want to blown my brains out. This...is going to be a GREAT night.

Oh and P.S. Great is in my version of a sarcasm font...

Fitter, Happier

More Productive? No. I am a tad happier though! I got someone hooked on my LJ Stories so that's a plus. As for fitter well...I'm sure that comes into play somewhere. Oh and that's a Radiohead song just so you know. It's a little odd but I love it. As for the homework, i'll get it done eventaully. I have a whole day left to do it I just realized, I DON'T HAVE ALGERBRA TOMORROW! Cool. I'm better. Still a little upset but i'll live. Frankly, I'm just glad somebody payed enough attention to my LJ to notice how EPIC the stories are. I was going to say awesome but I didn't. Not sure why.

Yesterday or something I started an album on Facebook of pictures from Warehouse 13. Each episode organized by season. They're a pain to caption but I love enlighting people.

Well got to go. I can here my mom talking about my #AllisonScag4Cassie shoes in the other room.

GAHHHHH!

THEY DID NOT JUST DO THAT!!! I went to go watch the LAST two episode of season 3 of Veronica Mars and IT ISN'T THERE ANYMORE!!!! They switched out seasons! Now they're playing 1 & 2 instead of 2 & 3! On the bright side my friend can catch up, but still. TWO EPISODES!!!! Funny thing was, last night I almost watched them both, but I thought I should get some sleep instead! Grrrrrrr. Now I'm going to sulk while I do math homework. And never chose sleep over ANYTHING FUN again.

Nevermore

Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore'

Yep I've been thinking that poem over a bunch lately. A line of it even managed to make it into a story I'm writing. Maybe I'll post that story here...

Anyways, I really just wanted to tell the world my phone wallpaper is now what my unicorn looked like after Dolph man-handeled it.

My unicorn was so lovley before it was man-handled...

So that's it world. Peace...or somthing...

14 is a Number after a Lucky Number.

So aparently I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. Right smack in the middle of the day so I can't work on my NHD project then. I don't want to work on it today but if push comes to shove I'll work on it alone. Now to see what I can do about canceling...

Yes I do think 13 is a lucky number. Why? Because I watch Warehouse 13 THAT'S why! Speaking of which my heart was ripped out and stomped on when I heard Aaron Ashmore was taking Joanne's place. It's okay though. He was on VM. I have some respect for him.

Uh...

Turns out the reson I'm so tired right now is because it's 2am. Time flies when your browsing MLIA. Night blogosphere. I think I need to sleep for once.

Rebelistic...

Rebelistic. Meaning when I see a product on TV the first thing I want to do is make it fail.

Unripable paper. I bought some so I could rip it up. I did. Now I want to buy the gyro bowl so I can spill it.

If some on tells me to take a drink of water I say "I'll drink it when I feel like it!" no mater how thirsty I am.

PEOPLE ARE REBELS BY NATURE. SO THERE.
I ACCIDENTLY TURNED ON CAPS LOCK.

OH WELL.

They're here...

And by they I of course mean me. I was just trying to be epic. I don't think I succeded, just sucked. (BnL     : D) Anyways today I learned that the painting on the back of the movie theater is famous horses. Which mean Mamage is a real horse. Yay. I think...

I'm trying to decide if I should watch VM tonight. I'm leanig toward no, cuz I could use the sleep but then...

I AM haunted so once I fall asleep my dreams will pop in the hauntings and press play. My quality of sleep will be hankered. So what will it be? Quality or Quantity?

Thiking...Okay so tomorrow=algerbra, social studies, earth science. Seems like I'll need the sleep, whatever I can get. Quantity it is.

Regreting it already ):

And that means?

I by that I mean I want YOU to find out what THIS means!

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Give up yet?







How 'bout now?






Now?






You ready for the answer?







You sure?








Well okay then, here it goes:
There are letters hidden throughout the numbers that spell "Saftey" The meaning is There's Saftey in Numbers!



BWAHAHAHAHA. Okay. I'm done. Expect me back at a later date.

Haunted

It's weird being haunted by a show.

You dream about it then you watch it. Or you barely scrape by NOT watching it. And because I am haunted it reminds me of the Veronica Mars episode in season 2, I Am God. Only Veronica is the one haunting ME, and The Dandy Warhols are the ones dominating my ipod. So it's sorta related.

Oh Happy Valentines day or whatever.

I was hoping for some random (haunting) reason to get a pony or a unicorn today. I think I have mental problems or something like that. It's the hard knock life.

So today I met a 13-year-old tenth grader. I told him he was one of those smart kids, and we didn't like smart kids. Then we remembered WE were also the smart kids, so yeah...

Keep Failing Interwebs!

R.I.P.

Why do all the good shows get cancelled? R.I.P.

Middleman
Pushing Daisies
Eli Stone
Veronica Mars
Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Take 3

Man three in a day, that's record. And that didn't come out as planned. Ironicly that's the third time that's happened today. The first time I said "Ah, poor Piz." which sorta sounded like I was naming sea creatures. The second I was refering to the number of "monsters" I'd killed in a game, they refered to them as black chicks because they were black-colored baby chickens. I ended up saying "Oh cool, I've killed 280 black chicks."

Fail.

Ealier when I said dam, I was trying not to swear AND be punny at the same time. Yeah that's right, I'm a person of multiple talents.

Tonight I want to write more on LJ but I doubt that will happen, not while Veronic Mars is haunting me.

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can watch my show now! Also when I said stare at an eagle I was right, we only saw one...

Said the beaver...

Dam. I'm haunted by a TV show. And I can't watch it. So Bye cruel world, I'm off to stare at an eagle. ):

Punny

Ah yes bad puns. Consider it a hobby of mine, telling bad puns to the world. The other day in art we were making sculptures for a project. My partner had just finished making the hand and asked me how it looked, my response?

"Well, I've got to hand it to you, that looks pretty good!"

And so thats why now every art class we tell terrible puns. On the bus we also tell bad jokes and puns. Stuff and Such you could say. Here's another:

What did the idiot say when he opened a box of Cheerios?
Look Donut seeds!

Ahhahahahahaha. Frakken funny right? No, not really. Here are a few of my favorites (the ones that end up in my imaginary stand-up routine)

Why do fish wiegh so little?
Because they're surrounded with scales!

How do you stop a fish from smelling?
You cut of it's nose!

Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!

On the contrary, why are fish so dumb?
Because all their grades are below sea-level!

What did the math-nerd bring to the party?
Pi!

So yeah. I like fish jokes. I don't know why but I do. Lifes a mystery.

Thunderbird out!

So maybe...

Maybe I am a blogger. I'm here again aren't I? I feel like spilling thoughts again don't I? I just found the spell check button (yeah, smart my butt) I don't even know why I'm here anyways. It's like the beggining of that one book, Runaway. Only it's a blog. And I'm not on the run. My point was made though (right?). I was watch Veronica Mars online, but it was slow. So now I'm here. Doing exactlly what i said I wasn't going to do...classic huh?


Okay. I would of ended it right there. BAM! Publish Post. Course if i'd done that I would have ended up back here a few hours later. Nope. I'm not done. Yeah I could get used to the gig. Blogging that is. Blabing to random strangers about my day. No wait, that's what Twitter's for...


Followers. To good for friends I guess. I have none. Figures. I'm hard to find...not really. But I know someone who is. (like that counts)


So what else? I write, often. Now there's something I do well, or so I'm told (Modesty...). My stand-up routine isn't actually THAT bad. Just non-existant. So therefor kind of random and pointless.

Anywho as prevously stated. ACT. Tomorrow. Sleep. NOW.

Thunderbird out!

...

When I said four, I meant AM. And I did wake up at four...I just fell back asleep after turning off my alarm. Tonight I plan on writing a new segment of my contiueous story on LiveJournal (Check it out here -> http://hacks-r-me.livejournal.com/2010/ <-) then hitting the sack. Apparently I'm taking the A.C.T. tomorrow. Stupid smart school...

Anywho...

So I was bored and everything so I made a blog. I'm not a blogger (that I know of, maybe my inner blogger is just waiting to break free and tell the interwebs about my life) so there. Right now my computer keeps wanting to restart. I don't want it to. I told myself i'd wake up at four tommorrw so I better get some rest.
Evs, Thunderbird Out!