WAREHOUSE 13

IT'S BAAAAAAACK! Me too...

Yes my favorite show, and probably the reason I have a BLOG is back. AND IT'S DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY* for me!

In other news, I now measure funny in house plants** And four house plants in pretty darn funny.

More random tidbits:

-I am getting a Fargo bobblehead and coffee mug soon***
-Someone made me a Warehouse 13 wallet
-I now own a pillow pet...
-One of the stars of Warehouse 13 commented on a photo I had on facebook
-Oh yeah, did I ever mention I facebook?****
-I made this website for my comic http://www.bobandjane.webs.com/
-Oh yeah I make comics too...
-I took an improv class, which ended today
-I got my sister to start catching up on her Warehouse 13
-I became..NO WAIT-- I use Get Glue
-I became a Guru***** of 2 things on Get Glue

And that's all I feel like saying for now.

*Quote from latest episode. Anyways Warehouse 13 is a show about "two Secret Service agents find themselves abruptly transferred to Warehouse 13 -- a massive, top-secret storage facility in windswept South Dakota that houses every strange artifact, mysterious relic, fantastical object and supernatural souvenir ever collected by the U.S. government. The Warehouse's caretaker Artie (Saul Rubinek) charges Pete (Eddie McClintock) and Myka (Joanne Kelly) with chasing down reports of supernatural and paranormal activity in search of new objects to cache at the Warehouse, as well as helping him to control the warehouse, itself" PS I copyed and pasted from get glue (;

**It's a weird story but anyways the just is that I was trying to be funny and said that a house plant was funny-er than a dancing walrus and then it keep going and now I think house plants are funny...That explained nothing did it?

***Fargo is from another one of my favorite shows, Eureka, and is played by the lovable Neil Grayston

****If you wanted to be friends with me on Facebook, then look For Thunderbird Anzalone. Otherwise like my pages on FB (Bob and Jane Comics) or join PATLE (it's a group and stands for People against the leprechaun's existance)

*****Okay I kind of cheated to become Guru and just made my sister vote for me...

My iPod

My iPod never stops amazing me.

Not only is it self aware. But it has decided that when ever I can't find it, it will just show up in my DS case.
I don't know why I want an ipod touch, it probably won't be as awesome as my current ipod. Pictures of my lovable Ipod coming soon, now if I could just stop breaking my headphones...

4

Guess what movie (that's totally out of the age range of movies I should be watching by now) is coming to theaters in 4D this summer?

Alright you don't have to guess SPY KIDS 4!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW RIGHT? I figured after they did the whole 3D thing they'd be done but some smart guy (or girl at this point I'd love them anyways) said
"Hey I bet we could get one more movie out of this, maybe 2"
"And how are we going to do that?"
"Keep the orginal kids in the movie, but focus it on some new kids"
"Not bad but how do we keep people intrested"
"Simple. Make it in 4D"

Now will I miss Carman and Juni as the spot-light spies? Yeah, probably. And will it not be as good as the first three? Most definatly. But it's part of my childhood*, the reason why I'd ever recognize the name Dimension Films. And no matter what, it's going to be great seeing the OSS kicking butt again!

*Okay at my age I still am living my childhood but still...you get the point

What time is it?

There are several answers to this, 6:55, Adventure time...ect. ect.

But I was looking for Summer time!

FRIDAY IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!! (:

And my friend's birthday party...oh speaking of which I need a gift...darn...

Here enjoy this list of fake profanities!

Frak
Darn
Flowers For Algernon!
Ghosts of the Living!
Frogs!
Hoover you Robinson!

Dam Safety

Happy National Dam Safety Awareness Day!


Yep May 31 is National Dam Safety Awarness Day!
Don't ask me why I know this, perhaps another post...


So while I study for finals you enjoy this song I wrote about today

Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
But dam safety is important too.

Dam safety Awareness day is on May 31st,
Mark your calendars and prepare for the worst.
We wouldn’t want that dam to burst.
A do do do do do do.

If the dam breaks run for the hills.
Running is filled with lots of thrills.
Drowning can give you the chills,
a do do do do do.

Never play baseball on a dam.
Never attempt to chuck a ham.
There’s a lot of stuff you shouldn’t do on a dam.
A do do do do do.

Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
Earthquake safety is very important,
But dam safety is important toooooooooooo YEAH!

AND IF YOU SEE A RIVER

DAM IT!

Deep...Still

Since I am STILL in that kind of mood he is a poem I had to write for my Com. Arts class today.

Day Job

One window is all I need
To cause panic down below
The people they are not aware as helpless as a doe
Soon the country will be mourning
It's coming soon without warning
The President is dead

One window is all I need
To cure my itchy finger
But after I have finished I dare not linger
And soon the deed will be done
Just as soon as I load my gun
The President will be dead

One window is all I need
To end this wretched task
And yet I stand here hiding behind a faceless mask
It's all a sick and twisted show
To bad that I will have to go
The President is dead

One window is all I need
To end it all right now
Because letting him live is something I just can't allow
I guess this is it
A direct hit
Now the President is dead

One window is all I need
Here on Death row
If I'll every get one is something I do not know
There is no need for me to sob
It's just the problem wih my Day Job
At least the President is dead



No I am NOT planning on killing the president That just sorta happened.

Life is...

I'm feeling super deep at the moment so here are a few quotes from me on life

Life is like a vacuum cleaner, it sucks that's what it was made to do, but every once in a while something gets caught up in it and it doesn't really suck as much anymore.

Life is a gift you can't return without a receipt

Life is like a one way street, it doesn't do you much good to be looking back.

Life is like a bad gift that just keeps giving