HEEEY YOU!!

HEY YOU!

Yes you. I have to tell you something REALLY important!

Okay, are you listening?

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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

So...

I guess I'm not like other kids.

I mean, I'm obviously not. I'm freaking Thunderbird.

I just am saying there's like...very little verisimilitude in saying that I am*.

For example I have a lot of pictures of my charming mug on Facebook. And due to the fact that I am not Barney Stinson or Zeddie Little, most of them are not wonderfully flattering. Most recently there was a photo that was taken of me at a dance. Me and my friends all together and all smiling...well...almost all smiling. My face was...impossible to describe. I'd post the photo in question but, I suspect you are all out to get me in some way so I'll just post the only picture I could find that looked somewhat like it.

Like this, but with no wrinkles and eyes...sorta anyways

I guess the best way to put it, the most unflattering picture of just a face that can ever exist.

Now I suppose most other girls my age would get rid of it. Ask their friend to take it down. It's really that horrid. I didn't do that though.

I made it my profile picture.

The most unflattering photo in the universe, is my profile photo.

The only thing people can see of me, unless we're friends, is the most unflattering photo in the world.

Maybe someday I'll stop being a paranoid android and post the photo...not today.

*Come on...I just used 'varisimlitude in a sentence. Granted I tweaked the meaning slightly but still...not normal

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

WAREHOUSE 13

IT'S BAAAAAAACK! Me too...

Yes my favorite show, and probably the reason I have a BLOG is back. AND IT'S DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY* for me!

In other news, I now measure funny in house plants** And four house plants in pretty darn funny.

More random tidbits:

-I am getting a Fargo bobblehead and coffee mug soon***
-Someone made me a Warehouse 13 wallet
-I now own a pillow pet...
-One of the stars of Warehouse 13 commented on a photo I had on facebook
-Oh yeah, did I ever mention I facebook?****
-I made this website for my comic http://www.bobandjane.webs.com/
-Oh yeah I make comics too...
-I took an improv class, which ended today
-I got my sister to start catching up on her Warehouse 13
-I became..NO WAIT-- I use Get Glue
-I became a Guru***** of 2 things on Get Glue

And that's all I feel like saying for now.

*Quote from latest episode. Anyways Warehouse 13 is a show about "two Secret Service agents find themselves abruptly transferred to Warehouse 13 -- a massive, top-secret storage facility in windswept South Dakota that houses every strange artifact, mysterious relic, fantastical object and supernatural souvenir ever collected by the U.S. government. The Warehouse's caretaker Artie (Saul Rubinek) charges Pete (Eddie McClintock) and Myka (Joanne Kelly) with chasing down reports of supernatural and paranormal activity in search of new objects to cache at the Warehouse, as well as helping him to control the warehouse, itself" PS I copyed and pasted from get glue (;

**It's a weird story but anyways the just is that I was trying to be funny and said that a house plant was funny-er than a dancing walrus and then it keep going and now I think house plants are funny...That explained nothing did it?

***Fargo is from another one of my favorite shows, Eureka, and is played by the lovable Neil Grayston

****If you wanted to be friends with me on Facebook, then look For Thunderbird Anzalone. Otherwise like my pages on FB (Bob and Jane Comics) or join PATLE (it's a group and stands for People against the leprechaun's existance)

*****Okay I kind of cheated to become Guru and just made my sister vote for me...