You Thought I Exploded Didn't You?

Well if you did, you weren't paying attention to that Twitter widget. Or the more likely situation, you weren't reading my blog.

Yeah as it turns out there was no bomb. Just a lot of terrible bomb puns. One of which was myself remarking how I was going to die in math class, thus going out with an algerBANG.

...I probably deserved to blow up for that one...

I'd blame the lack of updates on the musical but that wouldn't be fair. Yes I have been spending a lot of time working on the musical. No that isn't the reason for my blogging absence. I'm just really bad at consistently updating things.

Here. Have this picture

teen beach movie was fantastic don't talk to me

Arrrrrrr

Last night, me and a twitter friend had a really long talk on pirate puns. I started it, the convorsation went like this

Them-I would love to be a pirate. Well, more of a fictional pirate, since I'd probably be hung if I was an actual pirate.

Me- I went to go see a movie on Pirates but they wouldn't let me in because it was rated arrrrr

Them-It was rated arrr for too much booty.

Me-So much booty I could hardly 'parrot'

Them-I nearly couldn't 'parrot' either. No surprise, since the pirate movie was called Booty and the Beast.

Me-Well let's not 'peg' the terribleness on the writers. They tried their beast

Them-True. Not everyone can capture how pirates really arrrr.

Me-I think one of the writers used to be a banker, but they lost intrest in the subject

Them-At least they didn't 'rum' from the story. I mean, they finished it out before he 'd-aaayy-d.'

Me-I think the pirates would have been more effcient using weapons of mast destruction

Them-Ayy don't know, learning to use those might have required a teacher a little more 'scurvy' than that lady from 'doubloon'.

Me-Course they prefer one on one combat. I hear they have a pretty good right hook

Them-I don't know, I've heard that they accidentally cutlasses.

Me-That makes me want to shed a privite tear

Them-That might've been the best one yet! It made me want to land-blubber!

Me-Well I hear it takes pirates forever to learn tha alphabet, they spend years at sea

Them-I'm not sure they learn it at all- pirates really have ship for brains.

Me-You're right though, I don't think they cannon!

Them-It might be hard though, with most of them having one ayyy. I don't think they have a .bounty. of books, either.

Me-No I suppose you're right. One came to my birthday party, but I suspect he was just there for doubloons!

Them-I think I just snorted up the contents of my lungs. And I'm sorry, I think he was only there for your booty.

Me-Okay that's it. I'm walking the plank on pirate puns and getting some shut ayy, I mean eye

Them-Fare thee well, me hartey

 

So that's I spent my night, what did you do?