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Saturday, August 11, 2012

Did I ever tell you...

Did I ever tell you about the time someone had the wrong number and thought I was their girlfriend?

No of course not. That was just the only way I could think of to start this and plus it's not that great of a story.

...Also it never happened. So uh...yeah. If it had happened, it would of been an excellent story and you guys would of already read all about it.

Let me try again, this time with an actual life event.

Hold up...let me think...okay. Got it.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I had a project due and then last minute I changed groups and my new group sucked. Then after watching them bomb the project I moved back to my old group and we sung a song and were best friends. Then we went to a swim meet and one of them turned into a cat and when they turned back I hugged them?

Wait...I think that might of been a dream. A pretty awesome one too. I wish I remembered the song we sang because as I recall it was pretty darn catchy.

Okay I think I can tell a story this time...

Did I ever tell you about the time I went backpacking through Europe?

Wait...no...

Did I ever tell you about the time me and my friend Ron...I don't know anyone named Ron.

Oh come on...there has got to be a story I haven't told you, plenty of things have happened in my life!

Um...one time I baked a frozen pizza...and I was nervous, but the pizza turned out okay so...uh...

OH! I KNOW!

One time I was hanging out by my school you know? And I was kind of bored and a little lonely, plus I found this kinda deflated basketball, so I just started shooting hoops. Which was dumb, because I'm not very good. Well anyways these guys came up and they were kind of giving me a rough time about my free throws. We had a bit of a disagreement...okay it was a fight, but just a little one. Look, the point is, it freaked my mom out so she sent me to live with her sister and her sister's husband. Anyways I took a plane and then this taxi, which kind of smelled. I got to the house in the evening hours and that's pretty much how I became the Prince of Bel Air.

Well Hell Sandwich. That didn't happen to me either.

Guess I don't have a story for you tonight. Next time...
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