The Tale of Really Serious Part 2: Awkward...

I guess It was only a matter of time before things with Really Serious got Really Awkward.

After Really had figured out I wasn't that far away and I wasn't that much older it got personal.

Really informed he was a guy named Dakota. I told him my name was Charlie.

Since I was totally not telling the truth about my name I think it's pretty safe to say I am just going to keep referring to him as Really Serious.

He then asked if we were friends.

Now, I wasn't going to say no. Though in hindsight I probably should have.

I told him I guess.

At this point I was just expecting it. It didn't really come as a shock to me when Really sent me this message

RS: i dont even know if ur cute or not

I figured what the heck? I'm as cute as a button.

Me: Trust me, I'm adorable

His reply to this and how the conversation continues cracks me up. I have no clue how he was raised but I think he watches WAY to much Secret Life of The American Teenager.

RS: u sure

Me: Positive

RS: how positive

Me: Like a proton

RS: if ur so cute then you must have a bunch of boyfriends

It's his wording that gets me. Does Really expect that I just have like five boyfriends? Is that how he thinks it works? I have no idea but it's something to think about.

Me: Not at the same time

RS: how many u have now?

How many do I have now? What kind of a question is that?

Me: Let's count them! One, two, zero.

RS: u don't have one

I decided to take this time to poke fun at him again, though he didn't seem to notice. (Most likely he was too busy trying to figure out if he had a chance...)

Me: You sure are a quick one

RS: thank u thank u very much

I didn't reply to this as I was hanging out with my friend at the time. This time he took action to get the conversation running again.

RS: i ain't got one either

Of course I knew he meant a girlfriend but the entire reason I had kept texting him was to troll a little so instead I replied.

Me: Darn. I was hoping for a sassy gay friend.

RS: seriously

RS: I meant girlfriend

Me: I know. I am messing with you

RS: yeah totally i knew that

He didn't.

Later he went on to ask me why I didn't have a boyfriend so I told him a story that had nothing to do with his question. This eventually got him to change subjects.

It didn't last forever and he brought it back to his dreams of having an older girlfriend with this text.

RS: So do i sound cool maybe later I'll send a pic

I don't really want him to, because I know exactly what will happen if he does.

I don't even post pictures of my face to people I do have a good relationship with online, so no Really, I probably won't send one to you.

He probably will end up communicating with me soon enough so keep your eyes peeled for Part 3.