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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Thunderbird's Favorite Posts: Part 1

I wasn't kidding when I said a flashback to some of my favorite posts sounded like a good idea.

Anyways, I've made a crap ton of posts. Some quality and some...not, but as with everything I have my favorites (Except MLP: FiM. I don't know who my favorite is.)

So here we have it, my favorite posts (In order of post date)

1. So maybe...
My third post I'd ever made. It's the first time I start to suspect that perchance I am a blogger after all. I also love how many typos and grammatical errors it has, it shows I've come a long way.

I still do that stuff, just not as often now.

2. Punny
Fourth post, and also the first time I pick a topic and just write about it. Plus, fish jokes!

3. Take 3
I just think that part with the Black chicks is funny.

4. 14 is a Number After a Lucky Number
The first of many mentions of my favorite show. I also continue acting like someone is reading my blog which I find amusing...

5. I'm a Bull in a China Shop
I like this post for a couple of reasons. One, I'm continuing with my title references. And two, it reminds me I need to make that list of 100 things I wouldn't want to be doing.

6. I'm on a roll...
The post following Bull in a China Shop. I just like it. Not sure why.

7. Arrrrrrr
I really love the conversations I have on Twitter with her. She recently got back into tweeting so here's hoping we have more chats like this!

8. The Geek in The Warehouse T-Shirt
The first mention of...THAT WORD, and also of Sax Carr: The greatest person since sliced bread...(what?)

9. Sharpness
And I still have that scar. It's my favorite scar. (I only have two scars...)

10. Nosy
I mean, I typed the whole thing with my nose. It's a proud moment for me...

11. Life is...
That first saying.

12. Dam Safety
Probably one of my favorite holidays...

13. WAREHOUSE 13
One reason. FOUR HOUSE PLANTS

14. Math
Why? Because I think it shows how much a complete dork I am. I complained on my blog and verbally enough for my mom to go outside I pull the stupid plastic out of the trash.

15. In which I pretended I was Jewish for several hours and the story of my being
I like this post. But the only reason it made my favorite is because I seriously don't remember what that other thing was.

16. First Impressions Are Everything*
It's a legitimately funny post. Which is rare. Also, the fact that it was almost "First Impressions Ate Everything" makes me chuckle.

17. Lessons Learned
I liked the concept of this post enough to make another like it.

18. Contented and Sammy Keyes
I love this post! (Not really, this is just an excuse to make you go read stories on my FictionPress)

19. Pride
I say a lot of words and they actually all make sense.

20. So
That is what I do when I'm bored.

21. Light and Dabbles(ugh)
I like this post, and at the same time I hate it because of it's use of a certain word.

22. Every. Fraking. Year.
It's a rather angsty post. I need to remember that next time I'm writing...

23. Say What?
I mean...I gave it it's own PAGE.

24. #AllisonScag4Cassie
I still believe everything I said in that post. Especially the part about Megan Fox.

25. Healthy Living
I know this post doesn't seem like much to you guys probably, but this IS my favorites...I just like it because not only was I right about crashing and burning but...I totally just made a blog post in the middle of Health and that makes me laugh.

26. Idiom Idiot
Because every single word of it is true.

27. They Found Two Bears
Mostly because I never did explain it or the one before
I don't plan on doing that now either. (:

28. Reflections
It's such a sweet little sappy post.

29. 100
It does contain the idea for this post after all. Also this line "I'd like to start it by thanking all the loyal reader that may or may not exist." Loyal reader... XD

30. So...
I actually really like a crap ton of my more recent posts but anywho, this post. The face...
In more recent times I made a collage of all the unflattering photos of me.

31. Tony
Probably one of my longest posts...man I love telling that story.

32. Changing*
And I did make a fort and it was awesome.

33. Think Think Think
My blog is like Warehouse 13. It gets better as it goes.

34. Lessons Learned: The Sequel
It should come as no surprise that this is on here.

35. Fancasting
Again, I say words and they make sense.

36. BREAKING NEWS
This post is funny and sad. Because I really miss my old phone...

37. Pine Trees
I ended up being correct about Mr. Know-it-all. The questions we were asked were "What is the temperature outside?" "How many cars are outside right now?" Stupid number things. I was also lucky enough to have a good group for our Team Improv performance. We weren't playing to win but...we totally would have.

38. Stuff, Bags, and Gender Profiling
The whole part where I accidentally said mech is just like an added bonus to it all.

39. Powerpuff, Parakeets, and Parkitcharlie
Good story telling here...

40. An Entire Week of Fun Smooshed into One Post
Because it was a ton of fun that's why.

41. The title of this post is extremely long just because I am curious to see just how long I can actually make it. Also, I talk...erm rant, about sunscreen.
If only for that title...

42. Thunderbird's Favorite Posts: Part 1
Heheh...

So yeah.

That ended up being more of a "These are posts I like."

Maybe in Part 2 I'll have them battle it out till we have an even top 10 favorite posts.

Anyways I leave you with this Dora moment.

Which post is YOUR favorite? Tell me why in the comments!

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Stupid Things

Before I begin

WAREHOUSE 13 IS BACK SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem. Now for this. You are supposed to bold the ones you've done.


1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
I don't want to talk about that.
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
It was a really crappy chair
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
I"M A GINGER
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
Looked for a DS game for five hours. It was in my pocket.
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
All the freaking time.
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

Yes. And also with crab legs and corn on the cob.
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
Thankfully no one saw.
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole

Oh my god that was funny.
Okay so me and a friend were trying to figure out how to open the trunk of this car to get out chairs (we were at work). The first time it took forever and when we got them out we couldn't lock the car again.
Anyways, we finally did and when it comes time to put the chairs back I walk up to the car and open the trunk without a second thought. My friend was at the other car putting something away and she saw me open the trunk and then went back to putting the other thing away.
So after I opened it I said "Like a pro"
And proceeded to walk straight into a sign.
Again, thankfully she didn't see it.
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
ALL THE TIME
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

Today. "What's happening?" "Good."
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it ...(actually the opposite for me!)
My friend said, Then it will be more funner. I shouted FUNNER ISN'T A WORD. They threw a chip at someone else, who tried to eat it but missed their mouth. And then I fell out of my chair.
Good day at lunch.
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
I duck taped my wrists together once. That was dumb.
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story96. When you saw a 'beware of dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

I've done 89 of these. Sigh...

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Sorry. I found more questions...

I JUST LIKE ANSWERING THINGS OKAY?

Unique Questions
  • 1: If you had one song to describe your life right now, what would it be?
My life RIGHT NOW? As in, right now right now?
Brian Wilson by Barenaked Ladies. Because I'm lying in bed. Just like Brian Wilson did...          
  • 2: If you had two children, a boy and a girl, what would you name them?
Allison and Neil.          
  • 3: If you could travel to another year in the past, what year would it be and why?
...Last year? I don't know. I really like living in the now.          
  • 4: If you could live in any home on television, what would it be?
Warehouse 13! I mean uh...Leena's B&B.          
  • 5: What's the best Halloween costume you've ever worn?
Tie between my lego mini figure and my stick figure.          
  • 6: What's your least favorite word?
...dabbles....          
  • 7: If you had to be named after one of the 50 states of America, what state would you be named after?
South Dakota. And I would be a total jerk make make everyone call me by my full name too and not just Dakota.          
  • 8: What food do you wish you could eat and not gain a pound?
McDonalds french fries. That is the only thing I like at McDonalds.         
  • 9: Where do you go for advice?
The Internet. Google.          
  • 10: Tell us your cheesiest knock knock joke
Us? Wow. Uh moving on

Knock Knock?
who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Woah! Don't cry, it was just a joke!          
  • 11: If you could punch any famous person in the face, who would it be?
Chuck Norris. For multiple reasons.          
  • 12: Name 5 songs which you know all the lyrics to.
Just Five?
1. My Feet Move -From the movie My Name is Jerry
2. Four Seconds - Barenaked Ladies (Particularly proud of that one...)
3. Where is My Mind? - The Pixies
4. All Star - Smash Mouth
5. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen          
  • 13: Are you superstitious? and if so, with what?
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

And um...no I can't think of anything really...          
  • 14: If you could live in one movie, which one would it be?
Pokemon The First Movie.
  • 15: Are you a night owl or a morning person?
Night Owl up until the wee hours of the morning          
  • 16: What 3 physical features are you most proud of?
My Red Hair. My Scar from Ben. The pupil that is ever so slightly smaller than the other          
  • 17: In how many languages can you say "hello?"
English. Spanish. French. Latin. I think that's it...          
  • 18: Who is the last person you texted and tell us a story about them.
My sister Karen.
Let's see here...

Okay,this happened back when my older sister and I were sharing a room. Karen was talking on the phone with her friend and little me was writing in my diary. And so Karen is chatting away when all the sudden she just goes

"A thirty dollar trash can? Now that's just THROWING YOUR MONEY AWAY!"

I proceeded to stop in the middle of my sentence I was writing and write it down          
  • 19: what is your religion if you have one?
I prefer to leave religion open ended. It feels wrong to just chose a side on something that so many people think so strongly and differently about          
  • 20: What is your current relationship status?
Single.          
  • 21: What is a word/phrase that you say a lot?
Check the page Say What: The Page          
  • 22: If your life was a reality TV show, what would it be called?
Awkward Living. It would be great...
  • 23: What is your phone background?
A pair of purple dish washing gloves that I captioned as "ARTIFACT GLOVES"
  • 24: In the future, what do you hope gets invented?
Steering wheel heaters. Unless they already exist. But seriously, is that not the best idea ever???         
  • 25: What is your spirit animal?
Many things. Sparta (My Cat) Scags Claudia.

But mostly Tyler Hynes.          
  • 26: Would you rather listen to the same song for the rest of your life, or see the same movie for the rest of your life?
...Shit           
  • 27: Do you usually pick truth or dare?
Truth. Because I'm normally too comfortable to get up and do a dare.         
  • 28: What would you do with a million dollars?
By some fandom merch and put the rest into savings. Live off some interest.           
  • 29: What's the most weird thing you've eaten?
Canned octopus. I do not recommend it.           
  • 30: If you could be one celebrity for a day, who would you be and why?
Scags. Because well...it's scags! 

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Bug Boy

So I finally saw Bug Boy and Lizard-man fight it out in the Big Apple.

Or as most people call it - The Amazing Spiderman

Once again, no spoilers. Sheesh. Untwist your undies.

A few things,

1. Oh my god I love hero stories.

2. Andrew Garfield? Welcome aboard the favorite actor train.

3. Gwen Stacy, I know we've had our differences, I was just being defensive. Here I'll make it up to you, hop on the favorite character train.

4. Stan Lee you are one crazy mother hugger.


So that's that. The movie did restore my faith in Spiderman (We had a short falling out once. I thought about all the web stuff he must leave everywhere...) and it did stay true to who I believe Peter Parker is.

Who is Peter Parker? He's kind of a dork. In a good way. The kid's got a sense of humor.

Which is why, despite all the crap he's been through, he still seems to be having a bit of fun protecting New York.

Anyways I'm going to go be a bit unnecessarily acrobatic now. (Oh god...it's Karate Kid all over again...)

Friday, July 20, 2012

Tickled A Light Shade of Red...

Before I begin, I'll need to introdu

(HA! Like that was going to happen! Allison-A)

(And Neil-N)

ce some people. Allison and Neil are my little review helpers...or something.

In any case they join me on telling people about their stories on FanFiction, it like a hook you know? A reason why they might prefer my review over another.

Anyways at the end of the day, I only hope my review amuses SOMEONE.

And wouldn't you know it, it did.

Hi, you amused me. I don't know why but i really liked A and N and you. (Sounding like a total creep, i saw your comment on a jori fic i like) and i would really like if you read my story, if u ever have the time. It is Jori :)
thanks for reading my message :)

bye


Well ain't that just a tooting trumpet.

(A what?-A)

No idea.

So I replied essentially with "Thanks!" And then instead of heading off on our separate ways I got another message back.

Hi, i loved the review, I'm really glad you liked my story. The new chapter must be up this week (if my beta is on time x) ).

Hi A, Hi N, thank you guys for the review also :D

I have some curiosity about you guys. Can i ask some questions? Like, how old are you 3?


So not only did they find me amusing.

(They found us amusing too.-A)

Find US amusing, but they legitimately wanted to know more about me.

Well sheesh. I'm tickled pink.

Also...um...I guess since I posted this I should say...Feel free to send questions...

And that's a wrap!




Oh Wait! Quick side note! Season 4 of Warehouse 13 startes Monday!

Thursday, July 19, 2012

So yeah...this happened

Never try to make a comic on paint with a laptop and no mouse...
Instead of a story I made a comic for y'all. Forth panel looks just like me.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The title of this post is extremely long just because I am curious to see just how long I can actually make it. Also, I talk...erm rant, about sunscreen.

Sunscreen.

If anyone needs it, I do.

Being a redhead, I of all people know how vampires must feel every time they step into the sun. I'm talking Being Human vamps here, though I might as well just burst into flames considering how easily I burn.

Seriously. I have two color settings. Ghost and Cooked Lobster.

And Ghost is much less painful.

Anyways, I combat the lobsteryness with the wondrous thing we call sunscreen, spf 100.

Yes.

100.

I go for as high of spf as there is available.

But I must say, I really hate sunscreen. In all forms.

The lotion is horrible to lather on and ends up making me seem even MORE like a ghost because the stuff is practically impossible to rub in.

Those little sticks for your face feel like they do nothing.

And the spray...oh the spray

Smells awful and leaves you as shiny as a new car.

And then after your fun in the sun, you just feel gross.

Sunscreen. As necessary as it is, I hate it.

Sunscreen